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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago

Elon Musk is the personification of a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How can someone be such a loser. Like, willingly. Who's to blame here - not bad parenting or childhood trauma - just a loser by choice

[–] quantumcrop@lemmy.today 10 points 6 days ago

His dad somehow manages to be an objectively worse person. He married his step daughter who he'd raised since she was 6 years old, and brags about shooting and killing black men in South Africa.

Don't get me wrong, fuck Elon, but I imagine he did experience bad parenting.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (4 children)

The bill WILL come due for him. My bet is he flees back to South Africa, where he will be captured and beaten to death. Get it on Kalshi I'll throw $5 on it lol.

[–] cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He can't hide on earth and his daydream of fleeing to Mars is impossible. Odds are humanity will find a way to snatch him. What his captures end up doing to him is anyones guess. If I were him I'd be begging for the accountability and humility of the US federal prison system.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I hope he likes to Hang around train stations with MAnGo Mussolini.

Can I bet he'll flee to Argentina with his boy toy theil?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Captured by who? Plenty of white supremacist there who will kiss the ground he walks on. Fucker will probably make New Rhodesia with an army of racist Afrikaners and English South Africans.

[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

All of these billionaire oligarchs have put hundreds of millions into lavish underground and offshore survival bunkers; they are fully prepared to hide themselves away from the consequences of their greed and ambition.

[–] diablomnky@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

With only one thermal exhaust port. Would be a shame if someone were to do something to it.

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[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He has no idea people are laughing at him, does he?

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 14 points 6 days ago

That man hasn't had an honest human interaction for 30 years

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

This tells me elon has many employees he considers puppets. These puppets are used by him to trash others as a third party. He doesn't think anyone would say anything bad about him unless someone else was paying them.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him

Every accusation is a confession.

[–] cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah he has plenty of puppets out right now shitting all over the battleground states.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Miss Piggy would mop the floor with Elon Musk.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As a puppet slowly approached him he held his arm up to the heavens and shouted "Sieg Heil!".

[–] cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Mein Furher, save me from the puppets!

Off in the distance, nearly inaudible but coming ever closer...

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights

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[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like a death threat to me.

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[–] sportsjorts@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago

Lock him deep in a fucking solitary cell fucking child murderer.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Live by the sword, die by the sword."

Spoken by the coward that tucked his tail between his legs and ran away from Zuckerberg's challenge to a charity fight.

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Honestly fair to assume that Democrats are puppets of someone. (I'm still mad at Kathy Hochul)

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

His insecurity is so extreme that I want to stand up for some reason.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Nah, dude's still a muppet. Minus all the charm, appeal, worth, etc.

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