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Im sorry my eyes are just really really sensitiveAutismdragon, where do you dig this shit up? I have the instinctual notion that it'd be a lot healthier for you to delete twitter 
Leaving Twitter would improve the mental health of everybody on it.
And a lot of people who aren't.
But then where would i get dunk tank content lol?
By this logic, all these tinder fuckbois would be just as guilty, considering all the lies on their profiles they put there to get laid. Somehow I doubt they'd be ok with being arrested for it though.
He told me it was six inches but it was actually 5.5, jail.
And what about lying by omission?
If a woman is wearing make up and you lay with her, she has committed r***
Yet somehow the users posting the various case law across multiple counties where overwhelmingly courts found it wasn't, never got elevated.
"bodycount" is a really stupid word for it ..drowing a good and fun thing in complete negativity .. and who died ?
i've always hated the term. people i fuck don't all drop dead!
~~that's reserved for the lucky ones~~
people i fuck don't all drop dead!
You are not that one charachter from American Horror Story?
sadly not. rumors of my lovers' deaths have been greatly exaggerated
Or the first episode of torchwood
Yes, as famously documented in the movie Clerks:
Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot.
wasn't every other white person guilty of this back when they'd change their name fresh off the boat from "wojniewiczkowski" or "grunderstofferheinzten" to "smith"
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck everything about that
body count could be loosely associated with STI risk but if you're hooking up same night, you're implicitly waiving any potential right to a screening.
i'd prefer to know what i'm working with ahead of time and i'm stopping at second base if i don't like what's in your pants but whatever standard of disclosure we have needs to first and foremost be about the safety of trans people.
i'm stopping at second base if i don't like what's in your pants
Somehow I don't think that many of us are waiting until things get hot and heavy to discuss our anatomy if it applies, since that frequently results in us getting fucking killed. Pretty sure this is more of a, 'post op perfectly passing trans woman DIDNT TELL HIM!!!1!' scenario, because it's not like chuds & terfs acknowledge any other kind of real trans person.
yeah it's always a little weird trying to figure out who the hogs are talking about. I can't imagine putting yourself in that situation with a stranger deliberately.
Reliable assumption: some kind of nonexistent boogeyman. This case is an exception however, because if you are a passing trans woman with a vag, there is obviously no requirement to tell anybody about your gender, and given the option many trans people would likely happily skip the "discussing my gender with a guy who might kill me" component of a hookup, which is a valid choice and where this comes from.
what counts as deception in this case is it deception if you fuck someone because you like a body part and it turns out to be implants? because considering that rape is fucking stupid
I'm an SA victim because I motorboated a cis woman's tits and she didn't tell me she got enlargement surgery 
See, the thing is, it IS morally questionable to keep information someone would care about secret during and before sex, but in both the examples of breast enlargement surgery and trans people, if the person who claims to care could not already tell, then any possible reason they could have to care indicates they are a reactionary. Sure, it would be morally questionable to hide the fact that you’re a different job (this is a bad example, I can’t think of a better one) or something so you can get into someone’s pants, because it implies a whole host of other lies and dishonesties going on, but there is no such issue with being trans or having breast implants. Any non-insane issue you could have with either would be entirely sourced in bigotry or just pure magical thinking.
Not even just people you care about, I've known people basically catfished before a tinder hookup, and then feeling pressured to still have sex after coming over because they didn't wanna feel shallow or rude for walking out. Most people tend to use more favorable pics of themselves but a lot of guys out there have pics on their tinder profile from like 5 years ago when they look like a whole other person now
It’s cool that ice’s band is named after how many people u fucke down.
Moral of the story: Sometimes the law is wrong, even stupid
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