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[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That would be a nightmare to actually eat, the skin is fully intact.

Now, slice the cucumber normally and make little finger sandwiches with it, and that's actually pretty appealing.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

the skin is fully intact

You need to see a dentist if the skin on a cucumber is too much for you lol

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

~~It looks like a zucchini, not a cucumber~~

Edit: I am wrong

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Those bumps are very cucumber

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

you know what, I'm not gonna have a fight over the Internet over whether or not a picture is of a zucchini or cucumber

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

You don't have a choice. I am already deploying soldiers to your location.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Okay, dunno why you brought it up then.

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] gentooer@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've never had a cucumber with bumps on before.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Strange, most slicer varieties have at least some bumps, though not as pronounced as most picking varieties. Maybe you're used to Persians?

[–] gentooer@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wow, I never realised that cucumbers in America are different! Our variety is apparently the English one.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

There are a bunch of different varieties! Sometimes the bumps on smaller cukes will even have little spikes.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It would be way too much cucumber for me, but this is right up some people's alley. My husband will eat an entire cucumber whereas I can only enjoy a few slices at a time.

I have celiac, and I'll sometimes use iceberg lettuce leaves as sandwich material. I prefer that because it's got a much milder flavor.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For me cucumber is just edible water, i can eat them instead of drinking, hydrohomies also like these water crunchies

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I must detect a flavor that others don't because there's a pretty strong flavor for me that can't be ignored.

They sometimes make me burp, too. Maybe it's one of those genetic things because my dad has the same experience.

Don't get me wrong -- I really like cucumbers, especially ones fresh from the garden, but I'd never eat a big chunk in one sitting, unless it were a pickle.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They sometimes make me burp, too. Maybe it's one of those genetic things because my dad has the same experience.

That definitely is a thing! If you buy English/hothouse cucumbers instead of standard American cucumbers, they are less prone to causing this!

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I don't think I could eat the whole thing like it's pictured, but imagine cutting it into like sushi sized pieces. I would 100% eat a few.

But I'm incredibly lazy so in reality I just shove the various ingredients in my face hole.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sure the carbs are the problem, and totally not the half a kilo of ham and cheese filling.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's cheese?? I thought it was mayo or something

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

I'm scared of it and I don't wanna ask.

[–] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Someone has to threaten me with physical violence or death for me to eat this shit

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Any similar alternative for someone who wants to eat less bread, but not lose weight?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 2 years ago

I guess you could use a zucchini or an eggplant instead of a cucumber…

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] rosymind@leminal.space 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that looks satisfyingly crunchy!

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

Honestly, I probably would as well.

[–] Harpsist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

After math of James t kirk visiting orion.

[–] AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] vonxylofon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Botanically, yes. From a culinary perspective, no.