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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 2 hours ago

As a jazz musician once said, you’ve gotta know the rules to break them.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

You need to learn the fundamentals first before you break them.

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

It's almost like English teachers are supposed to teach traditional writing norms. You know, like, as their jobs or something ...

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 28 points 9 hours ago

Given Lemmy's demographic we can put it like this:

If you invent an entire programming language from first principles, you're probably pretty smart.

If you're in a a class at uni learning C++ and you submit code written in your new language, then you're going to fail

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 30 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

English prof up on a soapbox here.

Comments like "you have to learn the rules before you break them" are kind of missing the mark. For the most part, those of us who teach English/composition/literary criticism/etc aren't particularly concerned with "rules" (with the exception maybe of English as a second or foreign language, where conventions/rules are used to scaffold learning rather than as universal truths). English teachers are familiar with linguistics and the fluid, messy nature of language and all the fun things we can do with it. The "grammar Nazis" you encounter online are VERY unlikely to be English teachers (though they likely were our most insufferable students), who are often the first to point out that language is constantly changing and that what's considered "correct" depends heavily on ... everything, really.


But we're talking here, ostensibly, about a "class." And if we're talking about a class, we're talking about a syllabus. Specific outcomes on which a course is responsible for improving and checking proficiency. Your English class isn't necessarily about "learning English," especially if English is your first language. It's about getting you to become proficient at doing a specific selection of specific things with your language. Very often these things aren't even about rules or grammar, but that doesn't mean the expectations aren't strict- and what most people read as strictness is usually just specificity.


It's damn near impossible to know whether a curriculum, teacher, method, or activity is successful without an outcome to measure. Lack of specificity makes measurement difficult and potentially unfair. If you're told to "write a persuasive essay," what exactly does that mean? What separates an A from a C? How does the teacher justify that distinction, and how does the student know what they need to improve? Without very specific target structures or a "can do" inventory, assessment becomes messier and we leave students guessing about what an given teacher might want from them, which isn’t especially fair (or useful, from a pedagogical POV).


A teacher can understand perfectly well that language is flexible, that different contexts call for different kinds of language, and that conventions change over time, while still expecting students to demonstrate a particular skill according to given criteria. There isn’t one correct way to use English, but a class DOES needs to establish what it's trying to do, what students are expected to be able to do, and how anyone can tell whether they've been successful. That's not necessarily prescriptivism, it's just how a curriculum works.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

The “grammar Nazis” you encounter online are VERY unlikely to be English teachers

Still too many of them on the fediverse for my tastes, though the number has definitely dwindled since I first got on a few years back. I wish we had enough people interested in grammar (read: descriptivists) to make an active grammar comm here but it's way too niche. I used to enjoy the discussions back on reddit but even over there it was still basically only a handful of people providing most of the answers that actually ended up leading to interesting conversations.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

And this is why I taught math.......

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Math teachers also didn't like how I arrived at my answers. I made little games and rules to try and predict the solution in a roundabout way rather than just doing the calculations "straight."

And yeah it wasn't as effective as the students following direction, but I was definitely having the most fun.

[–] deddit@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago

A young man asked Mozart how to write a symphony. Mozart replied, “You are too young to write a symphony.” The man said, “You were writing symphonies when you were 10 years of age.” Mozart said, “Yes, but I didn't ask how to do it.”

TLDR;; if you're a student then you're a student, if you disagree, don't ask, just do it and you will be recognized if your aim is true.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Get your homework published and fight your teacher.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

I think you kinda have to learn the rules and prove you know them before you go wild breaking them.

That's not always the case. Sometimes a writer is like Jimi Hendrix where there's no need for elaborate theory backing them because they can just straight up fucking play. But it's usually the case, and the overwhelming majority of teachers are teaching extremely usual people.

I remember in my one college-level creative writing class I had to read other people's work and it read like an eight year old wrote it.

[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You have to know the rules, why they exist, and what breaking them implies.

If you are in a class designed to teach the rules, it doesn't even matter if you already did all 3 steps. You'll fail the class because the class is testing if you CAN follow the rules.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

But I signed up for a writing class not a following the rules class. Basically all classes are follow the rules classes if we are going to look at it like that

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I guarantee your writing class has a syllabus. The problem here is a disconnect between what you think the syllabus says and what it actually says (this may not be your fault- a lot of teachers are notoriously shit at communicating the purpose of the syllabus).

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I always preferred the "Strippers, JFK and Stalin" version that I'm too lazy to find an image for

[–] herrpfad@feddit.org 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

When saying the second why use a comma at all?

[–] nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

Generally, you don't need one here.

I think people put them there to force a pause, which does make sense, verbally.

[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 221 points 1 day ago (6 children)

You need to know the rules to know how to break them with intention.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 86 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Cormac McCarthy doesn't use punctuation because he "doesn't believe in it". His books are terrible to read. They're clunky, unclear, difficult to parse, and read like a middle-schoolers first try at story time. James Joyce, his inspiration, same story; I can't even get through one chapter of anything he's ever written.

I realize I'm in the minority when I say this, but grammar has rules for a reason. When you don't follow the same rules as everyone else, when you don't adhere to the reader's expectations, that makes it more difficult for the reader, not less.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 20 hours ago

If you were to take the list of all professional basketball players, and sort them by the number of free throws missed per game, you'd see the top of the list is dominated by Hall of famers.

That's not because missing free throws makes for a good basketball player. Or even that it isn't important in basketball to be able to make free throws. It still remains important at every level of the game! But some of the people who miss a lot of free throws were just so utterly dominant at other parts of the game that they had long successful basketball careers despite being bad at an important skill for basketball players.

Cormac McCarthy and James Joyce have a signature style, yes, but I'd argue that they're successful despite that, rather than because of that.

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

Joyce is meant to be read like poetry. It plays off the sound of the language. His stuff is genuinely awful to sit down and read, just like it would be awful to sit down and read through a collection of poetry (to me anyway). Some Authors play with language in a good way, like the way Hemingway rarely attributes dialogue and forces you to pay attention and understand why the character would say something like that. It also reads very minimalist and leaves a lot to your own imagination and voice.

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[–] NathanRanch@lemmy.zip 14 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

The Road is one of my favorite pieces of writing. It's art like anything else. The lack of punctuation really made it feel raw and close to home.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago

If anime taught me anything It's that character development is just padding

[–] paranoia@feddit.dk 21 points 1 day ago (12 children)

This is the standard line, but a lot of the time I find it to be bullshit. Sure, Cormac McCarthy gets to look cool and modernist by not using quotation marks, but my view is you would spend less time trying to decipher narrator vs. character if he did use them, and you would have a better reading experience at the same time.

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[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 26 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, you’re not good enough at it to do that.

[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 1 points 12 hours ago

99.99% of all MF's that say some shit like "Yeah I got bad grades, but if they tested critical thinking then I would have cum loud or whatever"

Yeah ok brother. You couldn't critically think your way through a 3 page structured essay but I'm sure you were just holding back.

[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

If your essay has a line of reasoning that requires more than a room temperature IQ to follow, you get a C. If a text analyzed by the class requires a whole unit, lectures, and discussions to get a line of reasoning, it is genius.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 61 points 1 day ago (17 children)

To break the rules you gotta first learn the rules.

[–] zoltanshields@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That being said I remember in late high school feeling pretty frustrated because I had a good grip on the rules by now and wanted to try adding some zest to my writing.

But zest is difficult to grade, my teachers were not paid well enough to deal with ambiguity and to be honest most of them didn't strike me as particularly imaginative in the first place.

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[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

It's the same with music theory and songwriting. You have to know the rules first so you can break them properly.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago

almost every english teacher in a university/CC, has thier own english writing pet peeve, it annoys the hell out of the students, when there is nothing standardized. One could want you to have a flair in writing fiction thrillers,,,etc and another wants a "literary circle"

[–] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 9 points 19 hours ago

Novels are art. English teachers are not teaching you how to write as an art form. This is because our schools are designed to make good little worker bees. They are teaching you language so that you can then go on to learn technical writing. Now, I do think they should split the two apart, and let kids experiment and have fun with writing. That does not mean that they are wrong. Technical writing requires precision and a strict adherance to rules. It is the same concept as it being entirely fine to have a bit of fun when painting a mural, but not when you've been hired to paint someones house.

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