Chapotraphouse

The good old flea market special, where you buy literal Dark Souls weapons

So... Is the blade the dragon's dick?

Honestly, child me would be so upset to find out that now I have a job and some level of disposable income I am not buying the daggers and swords from the gas stop.

"They have a Glamdrung replica, don't you want to be like Gandalf?"

Dude truck stops have some crazy shit sometimes. I went to one with katanas, giant velvet tapestries of tigers, statues that look like 3D renderings of Frank Frazetta paintings.

I think all truckers want to be Conan.

The midwest has the most high-level monsters outside the town gates, so naturally their merchants accumulate artifacts adventurers have foolishly failed to cast identify on

blue chew dagger, +5 hardness

the RPG supplies part of the store, for the heroes on cool adventures

fyi they usually have terrible stats, just pick them up if you want to unlock the skin

Broke my mind a little bit when I found out why so many gas stations carry shoelaces

music make you lose control