this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026
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[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is soooo unrealistic

Of course the cop would have asked it the guy he killed was white before saying shit happens

[–] avg@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago

I would have expected him to say "Shit, me too."

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Naa more like, Sir can I see your drivers license and tax returns

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah I was gonna say, you gotta have a lower minority category tally count than the victim, which is (usually) a lot less difficult for a white man.

[–] lavander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 days ago

I think the last line could have been replaced with “lol me too” 🙂

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Sorry officer, I wasn't aware I couldn't do that."

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

That light turned green and Chip took off!

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Not quite... cops first response is, "Well which of you had more wealth?" And THEN if the answer is you the cop says shit happens.

Were they rich?

Oh no I wouldn't do that.

Have a nice day then.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He'd want to go rape and pillage together, because cops are roving gangs of criminals.

hey don't slander roving gangs of criminals by comparing them to cops

It's a Team sport

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It's interesting how countries are perceived based on their freedom of information if that country.