People living in a desert would think water slides are heaven. The logic checks out.
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026
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they were living on the nile river, specifically, which is very fertile actually
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Male pharaohs, specifically. The few female pharaohs we have evidence for were buried with one arm crooked over her chest and one at her hip. Probably making sure both halves of her bikini stayed on for the entire slide, while the men in swim trunks weren't worried about it.
monokini, dude. the bikini wasn't invented until the early in the first intermediate period, ushering a dark age of egyptian onanism.
The first intermediate period is approximately the 8th to 11th dynasties, I'm thinking of Pharaoh Hatchepsut from the 18th dynasty, who ruled Egypt after the invention of the Bikini.
(If we're honest with ourselves though, throughout Egyptian history they wore way more scandalous things than that just normally. Look up Egyptian bead dresses.)
They don't teach this in school anymore?
Sir, this is a desert.
This gives me hope
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Any heaven with countable waterslides is no heaven at all
What if there was just one but it never ended?
Dont worry there are lots of points that drop you into a pool of water but it continues on after that.
I think if the length is infinite it counts as uncountable
What if there were two infinitely long waterslides?
Mathematically speaking, they'd probably have cool loopies.