this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026
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[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 26 points 16 hours ago

"Observe cone son."

"Yes father."

"The cone."

"I love you father."

[–] miz@hexbear.net 16 points 15 hours ago

conetemplation

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

On Tumblr I saw a picture of a tardigrade with tags like "girlblogging" and "hell is a teenage girl". Guess we all relate to tardigrades.

[–] kumakami@hexbear.net 19 points 16 hours ago

"listen cone, you better don't talk to me or my son ever again"

[–] degen@midwest.social 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Odd to think, if these little guys have thoughts, I might be having the same one. The heck is it?

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 10 points 14 hours ago

"Can I eat this" might be one of the universal thoughts

[–] vice2remember@hexbear.net 18 points 16 hours ago

Hey, cone expert here. This is not cute or funny. Cones are only observed when they are extremely stressed.

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 13 points 15 hours ago

Geef me een hoorntje, papa.

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 12 points 15 hours ago

two vast and trunkful Tardigrades stand in the void. Near them, on the ground, a shattered visage lies

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's terrible what the federation did to tardigrades. Who knew that torturing a giant tardigrade would enable your ship to use the spore drive?

[–] none@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago

In solidarity with the tardigrades, hexbear must defederate from disco.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 18 hours ago

This my son is the cone, your birthright.