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Up for two days and no one is going to make the reference?: You gotta give.

I got advice from Reddit one day that the best trick is to quickly, lightly pull your testicles up a little bit and the drops come flying out.

Works but you still have only slight control as to where those drops are going.

....since I was 28...

Sit to pee and press the tip with a paper towel.

I couldn't figure this one out. It's just a drop out two, and sometimes not even that. I thought he leaned against the wet sink.

men with large prostates can relate.

Everyone who wants to avoid urinary incontinence issues should do pelvic floor exercises. I don't see it spoken about for men as much as women (women are advised to do this during and after pregnancy especially), but everyone can benefit from it.

To identify the feeling of contracting your pelvic floor muscles, try stopping peeing when you're mid stream (though this is just to help you identify them — you shouldn't regularly practice this way, as it can lead to UTIs).

The way to practice is to squeeze your pelvic floor muscles, trying not to pull your tummy in (or to squeeze your glutes). Hold this for two seconds, then relax. Repeat 10 times. Doing this daily is advised, and over time, you can increase the amount of time you hold the squeeze for to up to 10 seconds. Try to breathe normally while you do this exercise.

In addition to being the best way to prevent urinary incontinence, it can also help with sexual performance too. You can practice basically any time. I often find myself practicing while I'm in traffic, because it's something to help fill the time.

Bro's urethra went on strike.

LPT: when you think you are done, push on your taint. You're welcome.

Huh? I'm well near retirement and it's just pee until it stops, a few drops, that's it.

Da hilft kein Schütteln und kein Klopfen, in die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen.

(It doesn't help to shake and beat, into the pants goes the last drop)

That's not normal at 37. In fact, that's not normal at 60.

A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a "wankerchief" that guys could keep around and calling it a "Peter Patter".

It definitely made me giggle far too much. It's a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.

Just sit down already, jesus christ

"If peeing your pants makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis."

Situation permitting, tuck a finger underneath and apply some pressure to your taint area or so at the end of your pee. Sometimes the plumbing needs a bit of help.

That should do it.

They makes faucets more powerful, and sinks less deep, each and every year.