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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

LPT: when you think you are done, push on your taint. You're welcome.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

LPT if it's not a urinal, dap the tip with a piece of toilet paper

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Even if it is at a urinal, as long as there's paper towels or tissues in the bathroom, you can grab a piece as you head to the urinal and wipe off when you're done. Just takes a modicum of planning.

Well yeah, but I was more thinking of being in a public area

[–] random8847@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Sure thing. Will shove my hand between my legs and press it really good in a public urinal. That will totally look normal.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The fact you think it takes this much effort to touch your taint while you're peeing standing up tells everyone here you have no idea where your taint is.

[–] obvs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People are not looking at you when you're using the urinal.

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you just reach like 1 or 2 fingers, about half and inch past where your balls end, push up a bit, it can be done inconspicuously. I do it every time now out of habit.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think my balls are bigger than yours, cause that don’t work unless I do quite a bit of moving things about.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I've got a lot of stuff down there... And it doesn't take a lot of work to press on your taint.

Maybe you're just fat.

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

0% chance I'm doing that. How much piss are these guys dribbling to make it worth it?