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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

It they have no quantifyable numbers to measure quality...

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 128 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Time to relax. Sashi is a shitposter.

Mr. Bean relieved pfewww gif

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, we are taking a microblog shitposting community's content seriously?

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Some of the content is:

{ Reply pointing out the absurdity of the OP { OP saying something unhinged } }

So sometimes, a post made in seriousness is part of the joke.
And, given the context of this one, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe someone would just repost a line-go-up graph without actually reading it.

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

Can’t wait for Elon to force grok to release 2099

[–] errer@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago

Finally, an LLM benchmark that can’t be faked

[–] blackshirt@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Chrome bumped its versioning numbers to overtake Firefox back in the day, that's how we ended up with stupid version numbers like 124.1.2 instead of meaningful versions.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

Amateurs. I just pushed my 20261001 update yesterday.

Followed by the hotfixes 20261001.1700, 20261001.1720, 20261001.1755, 20261001.1805, 20261002.0940 and 20261002.1010

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Same with Apple skipping iPhone 9 and ditching the S model name for spec bump releases so they have a higher number than the Samsung Galaxy S models and then Samsung went straight from S10 to S20 as a response.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I still hate how NVIDIA decided to go from the 980, to the 1080, to the 2080. I can't keep up anymore!

My next graphics card will be an AMD.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Worse was the release of the GTX 1660/1650.

980 to 1080 is a logical step, as - in simple terms- 9 was the generation and 80 the class/performance inside the generation. I somewhat get the step from 10xx to 20xx instead of 11xx for aesthetic reasons. But having a 16xx and 20xx?!

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's how you got stupid Xbox names as well.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, there's this old meme:

[–] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

A typical programmer, out by one error, he counts to eleven these days

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

In fairness, 95 → 98 → ME was a separate branch, NT was 4, 2000 was 5, XP 5.1, Vista was protractedly 6, and they only missed 9 because seven ate nine

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Really the one thing Sony has, and continues, to do right.

[–] antiR@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not really stupid. Even Linux versioning doesn't mean anything. Linux 6.0 isn't a bigger change than Linux 5.19. It actually feels more like a corporate thing that it is easier for them to have a consistent versioning increase and consistent release schedule. Major changes don't need to be tied to a major change in number because, how do you decide what a major and minor change is? Do you need to group up changes and make the user wait so it becomes a new major version? Google also experienced fragmentation with Android in the past and likely wanted to avoid it. Because if you tie up specific stuff to specific browser versions, some people would want to keep a specific major browser version causing fragmentation. You can just dictate a specific end date of a feature support rather than a browser number to avoid fragmentation.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

linus has specifically said that he increments the major number when he runs out of fingers and toes for the minor one

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Didn't used to be that way though. Of course software was less mature then. They where on version 2 I think forevwe.

[–] homura1650@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

They were on 2.6 between 2003 and 2011, ending on version 2.6.39.4.

If you want to include all of version 2, you are going back to 1996.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago
[–] gezginorman@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

CHATBOT 2000 is off the charts

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We need a community for statistical jokes like this.

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Reddit had 'data is beautiful' but this feels more like 'data is rubbish'

[–] Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

reddit also had a data is ugly community, perhaps there may be some in here too

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 1 day ago

Yup. That's what we need.

[–] pero@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wow, first time I've seen a completely useless graph

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] orenj@leminal.space 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ill never get over how stupid windows naming convention is.

[–] YouTalkinToMe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] YouTalkinToMe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

As well as /286 and /386

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] lena@gregtech.eu 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Theyre lucky day

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks autocorrect must have decided that ‘youre lucky’ is the start of a Madonna lyric 😂

[–] YouTalkinToMe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

'You must be my lucky star" is

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago

you just lack the super intelligence needed to fully understand it.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Quickly followed by grok 88.14,last major version ever, all following versions being just 88.14.x.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 17 points 2 days ago

I’m pretty sure this was Microsoft’s versioning logic for the 90s and 2000s.

[–] Jordan117@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

thatsthejoke.tensor

[–] starik@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

7 Minute Abs!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

From the Line Goes Up school of thought.

[–] Pratai@piefed.ca 6 points 2 days ago

This is a perfect example of the intelligence of those who use AI. They have become so used to not having to think or work before reacting.

[–] proti@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Sounds reliable. There's a name for claims like that https://github.com/ajnart/trustmebrobenchmarks.com