Microblog Memes

This is far too radical.

The Honda Civic is a reliable car with a solid price point.

Eh. Good message wrapped up in weird body shaming, class shaming, vaguely misandrist 'rhetoric'.

This aint it. It's close to it. They're the same aisle. But it aint it.

"I refuse to teach my daughter about virginity. I will instead teach her to judge a man by his car and penis size."

I feel like this point could be made without insulting her daughter's future partner

I read this comment as saying:

1. Virginity isn't special, so there's no need to "save" it for someone special.
2. The first person you have sex with doesn't need to be anyone special. Holding out for some kind of perfect dude is impractical, because if you're messing around with people your age, news flash, most young men are losers on the broader social scale. Being cool for a high schooler doesn't mean much.
3. Go ahead and fuck the dude with a cheap car and small dick. That's not going to hold you back in the future, and chances are, your standards for partners will change over time.
4. You can be anything. Overthrow the government.

It seems that this comment section focuses a bit too much on the less important parts of the message, and don't appreciate the context.

Women: Lmao men with small penises are subhuman xddd

Also women: Why are men so insecure about their penis size

Is this implying that a horse cocked boy whose daddy bought him a fancy car could be taking something? Or are we just shaming a body type and class for comedic effect?

What a stupid take.

Virginity is special because it's your first time doing something very intense, intimiate and potentially painful and overwhelming. You need it to be with someone who cares about you so they can make it a good experience. It's not some victorian-purity BS, it's actually practically sound.

Actual sex ed is, as usual, the answer to these kinds of situations. I'd guess way more critically so for the Civic boy than Pony's daughter, since Pony seems open to actually discussing some shit with her daughter, especially if Civic boy actually gives a fuck about virginity.

...oh, and guillotine construction. Definitely don't forget the guillotine construction.

Let's smash the patriarchy without classist bullshit. The implication here is that only a man with an expensive car could possibly be taken seriously as a romantic partner.

As if anyone learns about the concept from their mom anyway.

He's not taking, he's giving her a ride on the dick and in the Honda civic. Focus on the giving not the taking.

The concept of virginity, particularly the idea that a woman's sexual history somehow determines her worth, was heavily shaped by patriarchal societies that used women's sexuality as a means of controlling inheritance, marriage, and political power.

The idea that an individual somehow becomes less of a person simply because she has had sex is absurd. A woman's value does not diminish because someone has given her a label or because she has engaged in a perfectly ordinary human act.

And then there is the glaring double standard. The man who had sex with her is often treated as some kind of hero, while she is supposedly diminished by the exact same act. He gets the bragging rights and the high fives; she gets judged for it.

So apparently a man's virginity is irrelevant, but a woman's is supposed to be sacred. Not the person, mind you. The vagina.

What a load of crap.

I'm all for any memes that end the way this one does

ITT
"Hey! No fair! I was a baby-dicked boy in a Honda Civic!"

Yes, that was the point. To dress down hypermasculinity to reveal the real person you will be fucking, and then say "look honey, this dick can't harm you existentially like all the messaging you ever received, threatened it would. It's mostly harmless on its own. Go have fun."

If you don't like that the hypothetical image of the boy had to be declawed before the girl felt safe, help fix it.