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[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

lol. Did newsmax just become the official mouthpiece of Trump et al now that the others are now going "nah nah nah we can't hear you" while sticking fingers in their ears?

They're all the same to varying degrees but this is really something.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I love how Newsmax is equally incompetent. Nobody thought to plan ahead. Newsmax themselves could have brought mics and shit. Video without audio is kind of a mistakeo.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It is quite the screw up, not bringing audio to an audio/video based function.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

theory-gary Technically, it is an audio/video cringe function, in which case their preparations were spot-on

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

No clue what he's cooking I think he's just on some personal whims bullshit.

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 31 points 3 weeks ago

First amendment means we're free from having to listen to him speak

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just when you think things couldn't get any dumber, they find a new way to surprise you.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

*record scratch* *silently mouthing monologue* trump-who-must-go

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone can do lip reading ?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

yeah here's what he was saying:

tromp Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they're right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won't be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who's laughing now?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Folks, what we did in 1917–the Revolution we call it, with a capital R— it's never been done before. So many big beautiful red flags, you couldn't even— now that, folks, that's a flag we stand up for, we don't kneel for our terrific red flag— and you couldn't even see the Winter Palace. You know the Mensheviks, and Renegade Kautsky, they said we couldn't do it! They said, "Oh, Vlad, the material conditions are bad, we have to have a bourgeois republic to develop the forces of production." You know what that means, right? Semi-feudal economy! Well, look at where we are now, Julius. We are going to develop the forces of production so fast it'll make your head spin. We are going to do in a generation what it took them many, many years to do.

We're bringing back bread, folks! And not just bread, but peace too— and you know, the Left-SRs, they're very nasty to me about Brest-Litovsk, they say I make bad deals with the Germans, even though, nobody does treaties better than me, and the Germans are tough, but when they deal with me they know my reputation, they know I make the best deals, and you know, many people in Germany, they say they want Lenin too! Little pickelhaub man is scared, because he knows that we have built an incredible movement, and we are gonna have world revolution, the biggest revolution anyone has ever had. But, still, you know, the fake bourgeois media, the white guards, they say "He colluded with the Germans, he got on the train, did this did that"— and they're just crazed. They are really crazed. Right. And we can't just let that happen, because there's nothing to do with Germany, nothing at all. Total witch hunt. Very unfair.

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I so badly want to hear trump say the word 'bourgeois'

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

boor-geo-oh-is

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 19 points 3 weeks ago

This is actually the one "interview" that i could tolerate watching and he should do all of them like that.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Construction workers(?) floored as President cuts ribbon in perfect Angry Wasp Hive

[–] muhg@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago

Newsmax at it again!

I should fight to get this garbage out of the balkans.

[–] EatMoreMacroplastics@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the fuck is up with his eyes, is his face shrinking? Has he begun to kirk?

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe he's just a swell guy? I mean, like his face is swelling up.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Best American high level ribbon cutting ceremony I've seen in a while: the sound is just perfect

That said, they could improve it if they just removed the gesticulating clown in a blond wig from the picture.