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Next they will tell me there people out there surfing buttholes
We miss you, Chris.
Who is Chris?
Cornell.
Wash away the rain...
I was just listening to that. Poor Chris man, we lost a real one.
I love that song, makes all my hairs stand on end like I'm hearing some fundamental emotional truth or something, but theres absolutely no meaning to any of it, just a bunch of words he thought sounded cool.
Maybe I'm primed by knowing about Chris Cornell's depression, but I always interpreted the lyrics as a prayer for death. Like everything sucks, so he's asking for the sun to go supernova and take us all away.
Weirdly that never occurred to me before. Totally fits.
That's how I took it and the music video. Everyone is fake creepy smiles, getting torn away and nothing matters
Heaven send Hell away, No one sings like you anymore...
wont you CuuuUUUmmm
Yes Daddy
Time to wash away the tears.
We all know that's a photoshopped anus
Why wouldn't I cum?
The lethal neutrino flux.
If you're close enough for the neutrinos to be an issue then everything else it's putting out has already turned you into an exotic plasma.
Ooooh... exotic
I've always wanted to spend some time as an exotic plasma.
Thank you for subtracting from the point.
If you’re going to try and make a physics joke, you can’t bungle the physics.
I didn't bumble the physics. The point of the joke is that any number of things would prevent the person from cumming, even just the neutrino flux. It assumes a certain knowledge of physics. Then the "umm aktually" chud had to come out of the woodwork and ruin it.
Just reverse the polarity of the thing into a neutrino anti-flux.
Steal the warm wind, tired friend