this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2026
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[–] lime@feddit.nu 31 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

man, why'd the vindictive hornyposter have to be the one who stays

[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 20 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I might be discount violet but you still don’t have a chance honey.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 12 hours ago

i wasn't really asking but i appreciate that you thought about it

[–] deluxe@fedinsfw.app 5 points 14 hours ago

“Mom, we want Violet!”

“We have Violet at home.”

The Violet at home.

[–] B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago

It's not the same when you say it.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 20 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Maybe there are more hornyposters but their fetishes are so abstract and esoteric we don't realize how horny they are.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

is this a self-report, ricky? are you noodling on main?

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Look at a rigatoni and imagine what you can do with it.

[–] B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip 6 points 15 hours ago

Every comment I've written since arriving here has low-key been about my insatiable lust for Milf but nobody can tell because I'm keeping it in check. As like a public service.

[–] MediumGray@lemmy.ca 5 points 17 hours ago

What a beautiful thought.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 9 points 16 hours ago
[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 26 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It will never stop astonishing me how actually vanilla I am in terms of my sexual proclivities proportional to the rest of the population.

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 24 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Just remind yourself that there are people who would think you are some sort of insatiable deviant.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

Look at this freak, with their insatiable thanking kink.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago

Doubling zero is still zero.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 20 hours ago

Category: Just Shatin'

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 20 hours ago

But now my original subscriber (hi, Dave!) is complaining that I'm trying to pander to the masses (welcome, Debbie!)

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

I sure hope this doesn’t mean his voter turnout is going to double too…

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't realise paymoneywubby was on lemmy

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Is it still slander if there's video footage? His mic has been through so much lmao

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

oh no, i'm a newer fan :( rabbit hole time lol

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 hours ago

Lol enjoy, his cooking shows these past few years have been hilarious

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Adam Friedland?