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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 35 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (4 children)

This is perfectly sensical. The speaker owns less humans than have visited Berlin.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Or, the speaker is not a person, and is some kind of plural entity, and the number of their instances that visited Berlin isn't as large as it could be

[–] untorquer@quokk.au 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

If the speaker owns the people then does their visited Berlin become the speakers?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 58 minutes ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

Speaker can own 0 people

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 107 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

The opposite is "garden path sentences" that seem incorrect or gibberish at first, but then make sense once you've correctly parsed them.

"The old man the boat"

[–] blueduck@piefed.social 58 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a day, give a man a fish and he'll eat for the rest of his (*stab*) life.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 22 minutes ago
[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Give a man fire, he'll be warm for a while, set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Elderly people pilot the watercraft

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 8 points 3 hours ago

The seniors crew the ship

[–] morto@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago

That's the same sentence, but with a hat and monocle

[–] awfulawful@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The old [people] man (as a verb) the boat.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 3 hours ago
[–] PantaloonMonsoon@sh.itjust.works 34 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[–] flying_wotsit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Police police police police police police police police police police.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago

Pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 4 points 5 hours ago

This one is different if you're reading vs saying it though, I would def emphasize syllables differently for "The old man" (subj) vs "The old" (subj) "man" (verb)

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[–] Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

In German, we have "Nachts ist es kälter als draußen", which means "at night, it's colder than outside"

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Bier schmeckt besser als im Glas

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Beer tastes better than in a glass? 🤔

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 points 38 minutes ago
[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

In German there is this one poem made of contradictions:

Dunkel war's, der Mond schien helle,
als ein Auto blizeschnelle
langsam um die runde Ecke bog.
Drinnen sassen stehend Leute,
schweigend ins Gespräch vertieft

And I foget the rest....

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 7 points 3 hours ago

Small correction (you missed a line and rhyme) plus additional lines. There are variations, I'm just reciting the one I know, as best as I know it.

Dunkel war's, der Mond schien helle,
Schnee lag auf der Sommerflur
als ein Auto blizeschnelle
langsam um die runde Ecke fuhr.
Drinnen sassen stehend Leute,
schweigend ins Gespräch vertieft
Als ein totgeschoss'ner Hase
auf der Sandbank Schlittschuh lief.

Und ein blondgelockter Jüngling
mit kohlrabenschwarzem Haar
saß auf einer grünen Banke,
die rot angestrichen war.
Neben ihm ne alte Schrulle,
die grad siebzehn Jahr alt war,
und sie aß 'ne Butterstulle
die mit Schmalz bestrichen war.

As for a translation, slightly liberal due to missing vocabulary:

It was dark, the moon shone brightly
snow covered the summer meadows
when a car rapidly
slowly rounded the curved corner
Within, people sat standing
in deep, silent conversation,
when a rabit, shot dead,
ice-skated on the sandbank

And a blonde-curled youth
with hair black as a raven
sat on a green bench
which was painted red.
Next to him an old shrew,
who was barely seventeen,
and she ate a buttered bread
with a spread of lard

[–] IndignantIguana@piefed.social 32 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

I feel a lot more like I did when I got here than I do now.

[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 28 minutes ago

This one genuinely inflicts psychic damage to my brain.

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 hours ago

Thats a good one i like that

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[–] cadekat@pawb.social 48 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

I have zero people, therefore more people have been to Berlin than I have. If I had a sufficient number of people, this sentence could be false. I'd probably need to be a dictator of a medium sized country, but it's possible.

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[–] Mylemmypt@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It was midnight and the sun was shining; The swallows were grazing, whilst the cows leapt from branch to branch; An old man, just 14 years old; Sitting upright on a rounded stone with four corners; Silent, he said: “The four greatest prophets were three: Abraham and Jeremiah!”

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 5 hours ago

these are falsehoods, not ambiguous nonsense

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 39 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like

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