Take a shit leave a shit. Otherwise the bowl would fill up
this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2026
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fun fact: the phrase taking a shit comes from a practice that the ancient Romans would perform in bathhouses. These places were used to get together and discuss things like business deals, and sometimes to flatter the other party they would literally take their shit! This is also really interesting because I completely made it up.
damn I should have finished reading this post before I just made a huuge embarrassment of myself 
in the end the shit you take is equal to the shit you make
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literally "pull (a) shit"
v. to shit, to defecate, to crap
thank you for pooping in Mandarin corner
拉肚子 literally "pull your stomach" means diarrhoea
it's such a logical language
Its for mental wellness. You gotta take a shit before you can give a shit.
This is why I always preferred the phrase "Dropping a donk"
sounds like you were confusing "taking a shit" and "giving a shit". please be more mindful in the future
Relevant Metallica bar:
"You've always been taking but now you're giving"
~ James Hetfield, Seek & Destroy (1983)
You're supposed to take the last one after its been cleaned. You haven't been, like, flushing them have you? That's really bad for plumbing.
I’ve also been flushing dude wipes to make sure my toilet isn’t gay, is that bad?
??? What else would they be for? So long you aren't wiping your ass with them (gay) that should be fine.
It should be called "making" a shit. Or else how do they explain why I always feel so creatively fulfilled afterward?
i left my shit right here and someone went and took it smdh twisted society
It's because you're supposed to come by each day and carefully and lovingly take the shit directly out of my asshole. I'm getting really backed up over here so if you could hurry it up I'd appreciate it
When I say I'm stomping a shit, they look at me weird and say I'm not allowed to use their showers.
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this post is not bad
Yes but I am, never taken a shit my whole life 