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[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 points 5 hours ago

Unfortunately, I’m not part of the lesbian target audience 😔

[–] thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’m such a slut for water

When I drink it I just let it spill all down my shirt and on the floor

[–] lime@feddit.nu 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i bet you like bathing too, you harlot

[–] thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

mmmmm I prefer to shower because the water just runs down my body and works its way into every little crevice… it’s so nice and steamy mrrrrowwww

[–] lime@feddit.nu 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i'd bring out the anti-horny spray bottle but something tells me it wouldn't have the desired effect...

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 12 points 2 days ago

make sure to have your coco's fixed or they will be back after graduation.

[–] thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😵‍💫

[–] Jimbo@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nonono don't neuter mee

[–] thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

mrrrowwww

touché

[–] HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can I be dominated by a hot lesbian while drinking water?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

How many times do we have to repeat that it's either one or the other.

Now in the cellar with you. A hot dominating lesbian will be there shortly.
Sorry? Why not? Oh. Ok. A bottle of water will be there shortly.

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, you won’t be thirsty enough otherwise

[–] HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Don't worry. My thirst can only be quenched by a hot lesbian.

[–] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I know it’s not the point of the post, but I know so many people that “don’t like water” that I’m starting to worry and our collective survival instincts.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 hours ago

a depressing amount of places have genuinely bad tap water, even if it's perfectly drinkable it might be so mineralized that it leaves a crust on your teeth, or so devoid of minerals that it barely even registers as water to your tastebuds.

Some of the most delicious water i've tasted came from an old hand-pumped well, which had presumably spent 100 years leeching metal into the water.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

That's when you trick them into drinking water by baiting them with hot lesbian domination.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean.. I don't think she'd be into me so...

[–] orenj@leminal.space 20 points 2 days ago

its ok buddy we can drink water together

[–] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago

Do not, my friends, become addicted to [hot lesbians]. [They] will take hold of you, and you will resent [their] absence!

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

lesbian's so hot, she needs to drink all that water to cool down

like a car engine that's overheating

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I do like a good glug of the ol clear.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Is this an exclusive or, or not?

Asking for a friend.