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[–] trinket@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A seedless grass seed.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

Not to be confused with Long Green Berries

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always thought it was in the bean family

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No you're thinking of peanuts.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Well, I am now

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...are they not? I thought it was just a fancy word for bean.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago

I looked it up and beans, lentils, peas, and peanuts are subcategories of legumes.

So all beans are legumes, but not all legumes are beans.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Prices you can trust

Names you can not

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I dunno. Seems pretty accurate to me.

[–] schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OH! I know this one! Those are 4011's!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Grocery store machine coder here...

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Unless they come from the Banana region of France, ...

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Makes sense, Banana has been trademarked by Dole since 1977

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The store brand Curved Cylinder Tubes are usually just as good, sometimes better.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

They go great sliced on to crispy hexagons.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They can't legally call it a "Banana" if it's less than 50% banana...

(joking. inspired by "cheese product" and "frozen desserts")

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Since some point around 2020 markets are carrying "chocolate flavored candies" and "mixture for preparation of coffee flavored beverages" here in Brazil.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think this is named this way due to an executive order.

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Klostein@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

*Americpineapple

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Standard units

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

They are bandanas

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Bertfingers

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago
[–] untorquer@quokk.au 4 points 1 month ago

That's a weird conversion rate

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] J3N5T4R@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

B...A-N-A-N-A-S

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

Guinea Cucumbers

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

I can certainly trust that those are indeed long yellow things.

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

also it says .78 lb but then the price is given in money per kg.

also no currency?

edit: oh wait am dumb. it says .78 per lb. still no currency though?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago

They used to be Short Green Things.

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait what store is that, I remember almost that exact label about 15 years ago except it had a £ getting cut

[–] radeance@piefed.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I think this is NoFrills, a Canadian grocery store. Also, it has the large per-lb and small per-kg price shenanigans we have.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago

Illumination Studios trademarked the word banana 🍌

[–] halezinflames@lemmus.org 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago
[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

I love me a good, fresh undressable lunchable