He’s hunting for a chair.
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Actual footage of Meal Team Six, the Trump-backed, all-man, testosterone-jacked team.
Fun fact: GIFs have a redefinable 256-color palette, meaning greyscale images with visible banding or dithering are poorly optimized
Yeah, I keep playing with the various convert options including color count, dithering, etc., trying to keep the sizes small. webms do it better, but as "videos" they are subject to different permissions that don't allow for easy viewing in some cases.
Rare footage of a maskless ICE agent.
Nah, that's an ICE CREAM agent
When you’re a perfect match for the “mustachioed cop” look, no need to mask. He could be anyone.
I mean, he did have a stint as a cop, during which time he killed some dogs with a tank
Fatly going around corners
Everytime!
"moves fatly around the corner"
Holding a VR gun is easier when the gun isn't actually two separate devices you have to hold as if they were a single rigid structure. That's why I taped my controllers to a stick.
My son made one out of some pvc pipe.
What kind of stick?
Bend over and I'll show you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sniper_Special_Ops
Thanks, now I know which dumb movie I'm watching later. 3/10 on IMDB and I have a feeling they were being generous.
If you do, I could recommend a spicy but really unconventional twist on it. A lot of shitty movies like this have Wikipedia plot summaries that are lacking, inaccurate in small ways, etc. Watching it for the sake of reviewing and possibly revising that summary is a kind of perverse joy that feels impossible to sell to someone who's never tried.
For example, I rewrote the summary for Whiteout (2009 film), and it was way more fun than just watching it straight. Noticing every stupid fucking detail and how hard it was to actually turn the bullshit plot into a coherent summary was enriching in a way that's hard to describe.
Edit: Also want to add that this 1000% applies to shitty game plot summaries too.
I'll save that for a day filled with more self-hatred but I like the idea. Similar to representing an obviously guilty client in court.
Similar to representing an obviously guilty client in court.
y e s
It's so much fun becoming an expert on random, shitty movies where the stakes are so low. Maybe you need to be a certain type; I don't know.
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For an action movie star he sure sits a lot
We once made a fake DVD-cover for a friend's birthday where we all played different action movie stars. I was Steven Seagal.
I'm not proud to say that I still have the body to be his double.
You're not out of shape. You're a dedicated cosplayer.
It took me until the second play to realize what was wrong. What was he thinking??
Steven Seagal is legendary for being the action star that moves in the absolute least he can.
I might be oblivious... What am I missing here?
EDIT: Wait, I think I see it. The stock is just kind of floating above his shoulder around his cheek, right?
This reminds me of that weird MAGA couple who stood in their driveway brandishing their guns as a protest went by. I know little about guns but someone pointed out that he was holding it in the wrong direction such that hot shells would be ejected directly into his chest if he were to fire. I guess in addition to other things, Seagal is guilty of that one here too since he’s holding the gun both ways.
Basically nobody would switch hands and aim with the other eye like that. You have a dominant hand and eye when shooting.
He could be ambidextrous, I guess, but it's still very unnatural to do this.
(edit: and yes, the floating stock, lol)
I think switching sides like that is used when clearing corners in certain situations, I could be mistaken. But seagal here is definitely not holding that piece in any proper way.
thinking
Bold assumption.
If you had a torso like that you wouldn't have the energy to turn the whole thing, either.
Cumtowns Seagal take
Came here to make sure that we were linking to THE actual research - cumtown's deep dive on Steven Seagal
Specifically, his Entenmann's Donuts Era.
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