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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It took me until the second play to realize what was wrong. What was he thinking??

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Steven Seagal is legendary for being the action star that moves in the absolute least he can.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

I might be oblivious... What am I missing here?

EDIT: Wait, I think I see it. The stock is just kind of floating above his shoulder around his cheek, right?

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

This reminds me of that weird MAGA couple who stood in their driveway brandishing their guns as a protest went by. I know little about guns but someone pointed out that he was holding it in the wrong direction such that hot shells would be ejected directly into his chest if he were to fire. I guess in addition to other things, Seagal is guilty of that one here too since he’s holding the gun both ways.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Basically nobody would switch hands and aim with the other eye like that. You have a dominant hand and eye when shooting.

He could be ambidextrous, I guess, but it's still very unnatural to do this.

(edit: and yes, the floating stock, lol)

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

I think switching sides like that is used when clearing corners in certain situations, I could be mistaken. But seagal here is definitely not holding that piece in any proper way.

thinking

Bold assumption.