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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 1 day ago

I had to install it my self again. Just like every night.

[–] Shirow@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I already have linux :3

But let's distro hop together 👉👈

[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oooh excuse me, b- but did your apt just brush up against my pacman?

[–] Toga77@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sorry that was my dnf 😳

[–] tomatoely@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Your tongue isn't a usb stick and my mouth isn't a usb port, dummy!!

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

*USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound*

[–] degen@midwest.social 1 points 22 hours ago

Fake, you never even flipped it around

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 23 hours ago

relevant (slightly or wildly nsfw)

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

“ahh you put it in upside down.”

flips

“eww it’s still upside down”

flips to original postiton

“ooo keep going deeper. Fill me with your data!”

[–] cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm imagining a whole fucking person just flipping on their head to continue giving the other head and then flipping back only for the other person to go "yeah, just like that"

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] DeLancre@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Hmmm delicious suspense.

[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Maybe her pooter

Is a computer

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

My butt, on the other hand

[–] jaschop@awful.systems 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I grip your shirt (choose keyboard layout) and start lifting it over your head (selecting partition scheme), but you pull back, suddenly unsure...

"B-but this isn't one of those cringe distros, is it?"

[–] forbiddencherry@lemmy.today 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was that link loading slow because it was installing a crypto miner, or because it was running off an old thinkpad in the back of someone’s apartment?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

I am cringe and I am proud!

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have readed "I grep your shirt".

Linux has me really cooked, and I love it.

[–] jaschop@awful.systems 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hang on while I look up the sed command to edit your shirt off...

[–] zitrone@europe.pub 4 points 1 day ago
sed 's/shirt//g'
[–] socsa@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sudo systemctl disable clothing

[–] jaschop@awful.systems 6 points 1 day ago

you forgot --now

[–] zitrone@europe.pub 2 points 1 day ago

*nothing happens*

oh you silly *quickly types*

$ sudo systemctl enable clothing

you don't want to stop clothing system wide, just for us two, luckily systemcuddle disable without the dash dash now flag doesn't immediately stop the systemd unit, so this didn't have any harmful effect. Instead lets just stop the user wide systemd units. *types*

$ systemctl --user stop clothing

*my clothes disappear*

and now for you *types*

$ sudo systemctl --machine socsa@ stop clothing

*your clothes disappear*

uwu

You fool, I use runit.

[–] Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...

Maybe I should try this Linux thing.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I came out to my wife 5 days ago and started taking hormones yesterday. The pipeline is real (and beautiful)

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Congrats! How'd the coming out go?

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Watching the installation process like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I ACTUALLY DID THIS TO MY BF (best friend, not boyfriend... I think... Maybe... Oh no I'm getting turned on...) AND TO MY COUSIN LMAO.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You made out with your cousin while installing Linux on their PC? Well, good for you I guess.

I just noticed that this really sounds bad 😭💀

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Can i watch?

[–] morto@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

Got a computer with blank storage here for ya ˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Installs linux on your computer tenderly and gayly

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Make sure you don't install a virus!

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

as for distros i can rec tumbleweed