Distance - Cake.
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TANK! by The Seatbelts
if TANK! is playing you're not pulling over, you're making a daring escape that likely involves multiple jumps and driving down at least one staircase
Shockwire - I drive the speed limit cause there's drugs in the car That way he knows i'm not holding.
Realistically, Motley Crüe’s “Kickstart my Heart”
Blur - Song 2
Highway Star - Deep Purple
Bellbottoms - The John Spencer Blues Explosion.
If not that, then pretty much any eurobeat song. I've got a special playlist.
Highway to Hell
It's a no brainer.
Shoot to Thrill would be a close second.
Speeding with ... "50+"? That's like 80km/h ... the minimum speed required to use an Autobahn.
The + is doing some very heavy lifting here.
50 over the speed limit
51 km/hr over speed limit is stunt driving in Ontario.
They take you car, put it in a $200/night hotel. They take your licence and pee on it. Then you go to court for $2000-5000 fines or jailtime. You need a lawyer, $2000-4000. Then, your insurance is cancelled and handed over to predatory insurers, for 5 years. All in, well over $50,000.
Oxygene (Pt. 4) - Jean Michel Jarre
Dead Prez Police State
I’ve got a playlist that’s just the music from Forza 2. I renamed it to “speeding ticket” when it landed me one.
Still listen to it while driving sometimes, tempting the fates.
Hocus Pocus by Focus.
Rainbow in the Dark - Dio
Ride of the Valkyries
Baby shark
Black Dog - Led Zeppelin
Fuck Tha Police - N.W.A.
Pon Pon Shit
or
Running with the Devil
Dream Theater - Panic Attack most likely. If it wasn't that it was Otep - Drunk on the Blood of Saints. I've caught myself speeding to both before.
Panama, Van Halen.
DAYTOONAAAAAAAAA, let's go away!
Debaser, Pixies
Static X - Push It
Keep Hope Alive by The Crystal Method
NWA's Fuck da Police.
"Problem, officer?"
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