Every time they do something to propel space exploration forward. . .

Musk is trying to build the Dune future, not the Star Trek future

We prefer the term "Cardbordeaux"

You know, the usual stuff. Cross-dressing men at libraries, "military age" migrant caravans headed towards our southern border, and how high the taxes are for the top bracket. Totally normal concerns that directly affect average Americans in this day and age.

I wonder what percentage of these sovcit chuckleheads is also strongly in favor of “mass deportations”

DMCA was designed to prevent intellectual property infringement, not as a censorship tool.

Even if all that is true, Stewart is still 100% correct here

I’m so happy he lived to see the discovery of the particle and the confirmation of his theory

The RNC only had $8.7 million on January 31st of this year. They're $445 million dollars short of the amount that Trump needs. (Reference)

I have to wonder if this doesn’t also close the door on many of Trump’s options for raising the money he now owes for his judgments.

“My vote counted less than everyone else’s vote,” said Don Bacon, an anti-Jordan moderate from Nebraska. “In America, all of our votes count the same.”

This is an ironic complaint coming from the Senator from Nebraska (population 2,000,000). His constituents enjoy Senatorial votes that are ten times more impactful than a resident of New York (population 20,000,000)

Sell the house, downsize, and see how the marriage feels without the crushing anxiety, guilt, and frustration of that mortgage hanging over your head. And I mean that for both of you.

There’s no way you keep the house in divorce, so what do you have to lose trying to save the marriage without it.

GenX Humor: Pointing out that they forgot to put GenX in the joke