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[–] whereitsat@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i'd rather go back to browsing the 1998 internet on a webTV box than this modern bullshit. no offense to anyone.

the modern internet is a heavily propagandized mild abstraction of real life. the old internet was 'the internet.' it was a playground for nerds, misfits, shut-ins and the regular folk who made the mistake of logging on and trying to talk to the rest of us.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Mild abstraction?

That is far too kind.

Wildly corrupted and monetized via algorithm.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

yeah it was cool back then. but like everything online, profit motives drive idiotic changes

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My mom told me never to click "I'm feeling lucky" because she thought it had something to do with porn because it's a phrase people would say about sex.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s hilarious, especially when the the regular search button had almost zero filtering.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 0 points 1 day ago

My mom was weirdly prudish in the '90s and early '00s, I don't really know why. Like she wouldn't let me watch Dexter's Lab because she thought it was gross or something? Idk. Weird time.

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago

It’s what happens when companies go public. The ideals of the company go out the door and they care about is profits

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

What is funny is that its not even better now compared to then. It used to be super fast and found everything on the web in an instant.

Abd today, well, you know how Google search is...

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A former high-up at Google has stated that they intentionally made the search engine worse a few years ago so that people would see more ads and click on more sponsored links. Now, the best result is #15 in the list, on average.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

~~I don't remember his name, but he got moved to the education department. ~~

Someone else had the link.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

"Here's ads, misleading ai slop we generated from stolen content, and forty links to AI generated content that's probably even worse. You might find something human on page 7 of the results. Oops it's a dead link lmao."

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Google once stated that their primary goal was to get you off of Google property as quickly as possible- IE deliver your search result and get you where you want to go. That was the exact opposite of every other major website at the time (search engines, 'portals', etc) which wanted to keep you in.

It's what made Google great. They were laser focused on the best search experience.

Now their search kinda sucks, it's all AI and fuzzy logic and whatnot and even with quotes and Verbatim it STILL doesn't just search for what I typed in not what you thought I wanted

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

~~Don't~~ be evil

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

become a monopoly by roleplaying as ethical and efficient

fuck your userbase because they don't have nearly as good alternatives

[–] schema@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

OpenAI had the same playbook.

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

i'd argue that that playbook belongs to anthropic. everything about claude's font and color scheme screams "ethical, productive, efficient, humanist" (we all know that's far from the case)

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I mean, I get it, servers cost money, traffic costs money.

But there's a little gray zone between going broke and sucking out every cent possible. Isn't making enough money enough?

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Shareholders need ever increasing value or they will sell their shares. In the US at least, it is illegal to not provide shareholders with value. The only way to reliably get value is to fuck over your customers at every turn and fire half of your employees every few years

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you exaggerating with the “illegal not to provide value” part?

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

No. Like, go to jail illegal.

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

I have no words besides “wtf”

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's the reason we should get rid of publicly traded companies.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Then you would still have private equity firms fucking everyone over, but with even less regulatory oversight.

I think publicly traded companies should be nationalized under an independent and thoroughly-audited oversight body accountable to the taxpayers, and any profits generated should be distributed to fund public works, social services, welfare benefits, and civil sector orgs.

And the idea of infinite growth needs to be abandoned entirely. These major internet companies need to be viewed as a public utility, and their goal should be to provide stable, reliable, quality services rather than churn an endless profit. This can only be done after nationalizing them though.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 1 points 20 hours ago

We might be able to get the left-libs on board by using tax incentive structures and laws to make it way more attractive for big investors to seek steady profit levels, which would also reduce the necessity to nationalise companies. Windfall taxes are one way, where you take almost every piece of profit above a certain ceiling.

Obviously we should still nationalise natural monopolies like Amazon and Google. Internationalise them, even.

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[–] tabris@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

In the word of Jim Stephanie Stirling, "They don't just want a lot of money. They want all the money."

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[–] Emi@ani.social 19 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I remember before ai I would just find what I needed with the.first link. Now I need to scroll past 3 ad links. Even duckduckgo has sponsored links.

[–] CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes. I miss the days when the Wikipedia article was the first result. Now, even with ddg, to get to the Wikipedia article I have to add wikipedia to the query... This is so sad...

[–] unknownman@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

You can disable the AI settings in options. Or manually set "noai.duckduckgo.com"

[–] Territorial@piefed.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can just search on Wikipedia...

Duh! 🙄

Doesn't change the fact that you used to find the (arguably) best result on top, and nowadays you don't.

[–] libewa@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

DDG allows you to disable ads and AI in the settings!

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[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Yeah, that's how the internet worked out. Everything started out awesome to attract huge numbers of users, then slowly started collecting more and more of our data to use and sell while ramming in more and more ads.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lemmy is better than Reddit.

For now.

[–] libewa@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago

Unlike Google, Lemmy (and Mastodon etc.) are FLOSS, so if one instance enshittifies, we can move, even to different ones, fediblock that instance, and continue on. This is the problem with Bluesky: You cannot (realistically) self-host all the ATProto infrastructure, or federate with anyone while not using some service from Bluesky.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Google (www.google.com) is a pure search engine - no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. For now. Give it a decade.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Back then running on FreeBSD 2.X.

[–] Dagobertdelta@feddit.nl 10 points 2 days ago

And no Kubernetes cluster needed to serve a search box. 😉

[–] HappyCatLuvs_U@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Don't Be Evil ☝️

[–] alecbowles@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Back then when human rights were cool

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[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 0 points 1 day ago

(They were only able to do this at the time because they were being propped up by the CIA!)

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