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[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 37 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Idiots exist with or without knowledge. What the world needs to learn is to not put idiots into positions of power, and to remove the ones that found their way into power.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's absolutely right; the only problem is that those chief-idiot are so rich that they control most of what the Internet means to the vast majority of people.

That's just how people are, unfortunately, as evidenced by the fact that platforms like Twitter or Reddit, for example, are still used by the masses.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Like I said: humanity needs to learn to not give such people power and to remove power from such people, too.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Why is kinda hard ito always do, idiots will follow idiots which will hate on different idiots or less idiots which makes hard for the less idiots to do anything

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Sorry, idiots are popular with idiots so the idiots vote for the idiot and now the idiot is in charge.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, because idiots allowed vile malicious non-idiots to gain control of their "news" media and stock markets, so OFC that went down hill fast.

Again: It's all about preventing and removing idiots from power, not about trying to control the masses of idiots.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Sorry, power rests in the hands of the people.

Most of whom are idiots.

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[–] anugeshtu@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thousands of articles of misinformation isn't power. It's a reminder on what to avoid and fact check.

[–] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 days ago

Soon the arbiters of actual facts will be so broke they can't afford to peddle them anymore. Only those with financial incentive to shape truth will be providing "facts."

AI will likely be their greatest hammer.

[–] Beth@piefed.social 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Recently there was a rumor spreading around my work that the earth was about to lose gravity for seven seconds and they should stay home to be safe.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bosses are dumb. Use that to score extra vacation. Don't rock the fucking boat.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Uhh. No we are not. But we play dumb to also enjoy clearly fake things.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

No, no. It’s absolutely true.

Scientists have known for years that the Earth’s gravitational field is remarkably stable—except when I fart.

At precisely 8:47 PM, I unleashed a fart of such extraordinary magnitude that NASA immediately detected a gravitational anomaly.

For exactly seven seconds, gravity simply gave up.

Cars floated. Birds were suddenly extremely confused. Somewhere in Ohio, a man watched his refrigerator slowly drift toward the ceiling.

NASA scrambled to identify the source.

“Where is this coming from?”

The technician checked the instruments.

“Sir… Georgia.”

A long silence followed.

“Dear God.”

At exactly seven seconds, gravity returned.

Scientists are now studying the event.

I have been asked not to fart again.

I have declined to comment.

[–] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

If the result is I'm staying home for the day I'm happy to spread it along.

[–] Odo@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodybuilding.com#2008_days-in-a-week_debate

Or spending multiple days arguing whether there are 7 or 8 days in a week.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

This is the best thing I've seen on the internet all week. A whole 8 days!

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 1 points 4 days ago

>The two users' rhetoric intensified to where they were posting harsh insults, such as when Justin27 told TheJosh: "You are the dumbest boy alive. Jump off a bridge."
>dumbest boy alive
So harsh lmao

[–] cravl@slrpnk.net 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Exactly, the image is wrong. The internet does not provide unlimited access to knowledge, it provides (easily manipulable) access to information which may or may not be true.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

It does provide nearly unlimited access to knowledge. But, the Internet user needs to bring their own ability distinguish knowledge from strongly held ignorant opinions.

If you're an eye surgeon you can probably use the Internet to find out the newest techniques in eye surgery. You probably have enough knowledge of your own to spot fraudulent things, and to know where the real information can be found and how it can be vetted. OTOH, if you're an eye surgeon, you might know nothing about farming, so you might not be able to separate the wheat from the chaff. If you're not careful you might come away believing some crazy farming-related conspiracies.

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Unlimited access to information, including finite amounts of knowledge, but also unlimited access to unlimited amounts of not-knowledge-at-all.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In the past there were gatekeepers. That sounds like a bad thing. In some ways it was. But, at least Walter Cronkite wasn't allowed to go on a rant about the chemicals turning the frogs gay.

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[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

This is something I realised growing. Information and actual knowledge are two separate things.

The former is withour filter and the latter is under scrutiny for proper verification. In the hands of layman, it can be impossible to properly determine.

The current LLM mania is just an extension of that 'validation through evidence' that has been on-going.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Unlimited amounts of an audience for everyone 🙃

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Flat Earther: Complicated explanation on why it's flat

Me: Your argument is flawed. Look the earth is flat but your argument is missing the important part.

Flat Earther: (leans in with excitement)

Me: The oceans, all of them, none of them are carbonated... all flat!

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the more co2 we put in the atmosphere, the more carbonated the oceans will become

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Fun fact, CO~2~ dissolved in water is acidic so not only are we heating it up we're also poisoning it too!

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

You don’t cook much do you? You want to tenderize your meat with something acidic. Ocean water is already salty, so that takes care of some of the seasoning.

~🧑‍🍳 💋~

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Back when people were saying that unlimited access to knowledge was possible, they were also saying "don't feed the trolls".

When you engage with someone making a stupid statement or argument, you lend them your intellectual legitimacy. You implicitly acknowledge that, "this viewpoint is grounded enough to be worthy of debate". In reality, some viewpoints are so absurd and ridiculous that they are not worthy of debate, and you get a societal benefit from simply laughing at them rather than engaging with them like they are legitimate people that can be persuaded by science and debate.

Stop feeding the trolls.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 1 points 4 days ago

Where this approach falls apart is where the argument they're making is convincing enough that it might appear legitimate to a less informed reader than you. They may not engage with the comment, but, if there's no counter-argument, instead go away believing it may have some validity.

Obviously thus doesn't apply to the more blatant forms of trolling, but even that distinction can be blurry.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

People were having those 6 hour arguments back then and before, too.

Yeah, but you knew to stay away from those idiots and they kept to themselves. Now they exist either because they believe it or because clicks and have a megaphone.

[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Internet can connect people, so that Flat Earthers can expose Australians being all actors, because Australia doesn't exist!

I mean kangaroos? The platypus? What kind of drugs do you need to be on to make that shit up?

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

“Nazis are bad”

“AcShUaLlY…”

Actually shut all the way the fuck up.

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[–] iatenine@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago

I never feed trolls and I don't read spam

-Albert Yankovich (early '00s philosopher)

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

It’s not flat, mountains exist.

Bumpiness is not flat!

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

You gotta pick your battles.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

And another about whether black trash bags are racist.

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 1 points 3 days ago

I mean I think this is kind of expected. Ignorance doesn't change overnight. The age of Internet rage is definitely part of the information dispersal, people are confronted with a confusing reality that doesn't match the one they want or believe. Religion is down, polarizing opinions are up, fake and misinformed information abound. What did we expect?

[–] RedFrank24@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago

The internet DOES give you unlimited access to knowledge. The problem is:

  1. Not all of that knowledge is useful

  2. Learning is pretty boring when compared to arguing with someone about a book neither of you have read but are too proud to admit it.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Flat earthers all over the globe unite!

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Big G may as well let you slip down for saying Big G wouldn’t make Earth round, when every other celestial object over a size achieves spheroid shape.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

You think 2005 was like that?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Also in 2005: a forum post about gingerbread recipies hijacked for a 20 page long debate about the existance of God

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

Untill I see an ocean bubble from the carbonation I'll believe it's flat

[–] Quokka@quokk.au 2 points 4 days ago

It's both, the earth is like a pringle.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

The earth is fat.

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