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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 weeks ago

No, she will not be mad while she's gone.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

”Übersetzen” really tops it off

[–] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Which is German for "of course you should"

[–] jafra@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Selbstverständlich

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, isn't it every German's civic duty to make efficient use of spare resources. Those krauts aren't going to sauer themselves

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

A better question is what are you going to do with 5kg of sauerkraut when she gets back. That’s a lot of kraut.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Eat it, possibly while showering

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well that’s horrible. Thanks.

It's about the journey, not the destination.

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Going on that RFK Jr. diet no doubt.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

holy shit I'm not the only person posting N33Rs content to Lemmy now 😆

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Damn maybe I should start too, I have a few saved myself lol

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this a thing? Are there more?

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

yeah, there's a mastodon account posting these. they're gold.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Microw@piefed.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago