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Nano has already supplanted the great EMacs and Vim as the most popular text editor of all linux distros, for though it has many omissions in functionality it scores over the older, more complete programs in two important respects. First, it is slightly simpler; and secondly it has the text "^ Exit" inscribed in highlighted text on its footer

EDIT : This sees to be going over some people's heads. It's a hitchiker's guide to the galaxy reference.

The Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopaedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions . . . it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

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[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

Perhaps you're right...or perhaps the Encyclopaedia Galactica is a better tool for navigating the galaxy if you're willing to learn a trick or two about how to navigate it? No one ever argued that the Restaurant at the End of the Universe was the BEST restaurant, only that it was the one at the end.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 hours ago

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake moving away from 'ed' in the first place, and some said that even 'ed' had been a bad move, and that no-one should ever have left punch cards.

[–] Digit@lemmy.today 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

*Ahem*

mcedit

under sung hero of easy tui text editors. [Has controls on screen.]

overlooked because it's part of mc, and thus does not show up in the text editor categories in package managers and websearches?

could do a similar THGTTG bit for it. ... or other parodies of other stuff... idk, my brain not conjuring such things with ease just now.

(And yes, I missed the reference, at first, too... Thought about responding with some contrived towel elaboration).

[–] sunbeam60@feddit.uk 2 points 16 hours ago

mcedit is fine. I personally find micro the perfect blend of features and simplicity.

[–] burlemarx@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 13 hours ago

I understand why. People tried using vi/vim but couldn't figure out how to exit the app. On the other hand, with Emacs, you need to use 4 keystrokes to do anything. It does not surprise me why nano is way used by default.

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm ashamed to admit that, despite having read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy several times, my Vim elitist mindset made me miss the reference.

Sometimes you need a real good slice of humble pie to remember what's important in life.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Sometimes you need a real good slice of humble pie to remember what’s important in life.

digital watches

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

They're neat!

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

ed is the standard text editor

[–] eah@programming.dev 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I shall prematurely end this comment chain with the obligatory xkcd. Yes, you've seen it before, and you will see it again.

real programmers

[–] Supercrunchy@programming.dev 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Fun fact, in emacs they added M-x butterfly as a reference to this xkcd.

[–] anewfox@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

i've been using emacs for a while and i cannot believe i've never thought to check for that. sure enough, there it is. amazing.

[–] Supercrunchy@programming.dev 3 points 18 hours ago
[–] FerrisEuler@programming.dev 1 points 17 hours ago

Nano's used because it's easier to use, which means the user interface is more intuitive than the others who insist you hit a key before making an edit.

[–] shellington@piefed.zip 88 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I like Nano; it lets me do what I need to do quickly, simply and efficiently.

[–] Cyno@programming.dev 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Same, although I did wish I could like, just select text with my mouse properly, or move the cursor to a place by clicking there, delete blocks without cutting them, and/or remember the copy/paste/undo shortcuts...etc

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago

Vi lets me jump to the place I need to be and make edits to a config file very sticky, simply, and efficiently. But all that came at the cost of the steep learning curve.

[–] homes@piefed.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (15 children)

That’s why nano gets used more than vi/vim. In the past, the majority of people using terminal text editors were geeks and developers. Now the majority of people using the terminal text editors are more often casual users who have no use for putting the time and effort to learn vi/vim, especially because they have no need for the extended functionality

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[–] esc@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Both nano and emacs suffer from the same problem - bad defaults. You need to pass like ten options to nano for it to work as expected to edit configuration files and small scripts.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I haven't bothered to poke it deeply. What options do you use please? I'll give it a go. :)

[–] esc@piefed.social 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

alias nano='nano -A -D -E -F -T 4 -Z -g -i -l -m -q -t -% -_' and you need to enable syntax highlighting in nanorc (not all distros enable it by default) include /usr/share/nano/*.nanorc also there are additional/improved rules for highlighting here https://github.com/galenguyer/nano-syntax-highlighting and you can rebind every key, but it seems that it doesn't support 'chaining' of keys nor multiple modifier keys at the same time.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Nice, thanks!

For anyone wondering about the options: https://i.imgur.com/hAjTxJO.png

Also, apparently you can create ~/.nanorc and put the following in for those (instead of an alias):

set smarthome
set boldtext
set tabstospaces
set multibuffer
set tabsize 4
set zap
set showcursor
set autoindent
set linenumbers
set mouse
set indicator
set saveonexit
set stateflags
set minibar

I'll play around with those and the syntax stuff. I definitely personally do not want the saveonexit behaviour, but you've started me on the path of looking at the other options, and that right there shows me it's worth my time to look, so thank you :)

[–] caden@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 hours ago

That set of options sounds basically like micro's behavior by default...

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in making text editors in the first place. And some said that even making the operating system had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have built computers at all.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago

In the beginning, boolean algebra was invented.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 14 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I've used Vim, NeoVim, Micro, mg(1), JOE, and even MS Edit (both the original DOS version and the recent Rust clone). No matter how complex and tailored I wrote my config, though, the features I actually used were included in GNU nano and/or my command shell without any of the bugs, bloat, learning curve, or slop.

Using it as my default just makes sense.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

DOS edit was just an alias to qbasic /edit packaged in a .com

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[–] Marija_@programming.dev 2 points 22 hours ago

Example of optimocracy

[–] cannedtuna@piefed.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People don’t have to look up “how to exit nano”

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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 14 points 1 day ago

oh no, not again.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

That’s because Ubuntu, honestly.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

It's there and it's easy. Most people don't use terminal text editors unless they are SSHing in a server, and they would only do that sporadically, so it makes no sense to become proficient in a complex text editor like vim or Emacs for that little use case.

Sidenote: personally, I learned vim once, and used it extensively every day for two years. I stopped using it for one year and was back to square one. Now I use vscode for everything... Even when I'm using SSH, because vscode supports SSH

[–] bilb@lemmy.ml 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I use kate for almost everything. I can open and edit files over sftp, and it has a terminal like vscode as well. I should try vscode again, it's been a while.

[–] Bluetreefrog@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Konqueror was the goat. Split screens. Browse the web. Browse remote directories. Browse local directories. I was sad when it went away.

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[–] syscall@programming.dev 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy parody, I updoot

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