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this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2026
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Alternate reality where Charlie Kirk is president and enacting the final solution.
I knew that shooter was a time traveler!
more wood on the fire!
Loud neighbors. Flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck.
If he pisses off the right people he could still end up under a pedophile’s backyard tbf
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
In an unkept grave next to Ivana?
It's inevitable. Left to their fascism, they will kill everything, including each other.
She did succeed. Peter Thiel was the buyer
J.D. was his first “blood boy”
This meme is incredibly insensitive and cruel
I'd have picked Nebraska. I like parts of Ohio.
Hold shit that's dark.
The good ending.
Too much useless arches in there.
I don't think we can prove the arches are useless. What if they're involved in power generation or knowledge storage or like...the production of lube or whatever.
Oh fuck this made me do a spit take. But I also laughed.
Stop buying into his narrative.
*pissing into
I see actual dark humor, I upvote
Really feels like everyone wins in this scenario....