this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2026
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[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe new try: Urass

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I was born for this moment

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is there an age where Uranus jokes aren't funny anymore? I'm over 50 and I still find them hilarious.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

52 and I still find them to be a riot every time, and English is not even my native language 🤣

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dragonbringerx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Probing Uranus Commander

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's a funny way of spelling TSA but ok I guess

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Uranus spins sideways.

Uranus has a small rocky core.

Uranus is one of the coldest in the solar system.

Scientists have spent billions of taxpayer dollars trying to find out more about Uranus.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So are Microsoft, Amazon, Google and pretty much any other corporation out there.

[–] iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, that's too many going up my anus.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

Would this help? 🤔

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'll skip, but thanks for the offer I guess.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Mission Lube 1