Think of all the money youβll save by not having to buy condoms.
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2026
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Or hang out with friends.
But where do you put your dignity?
Rear pocket. The one in the middle.
This is some Napoleon Dynamite shit
I'll see that and raise you.
Finally a way to carry my steam deck
You are an OG fanny packer.
Push it to the limit. (Crash the gates!)
But it doesnβt match your NB runners.
Now show that same nerd getting mugged and struggle crying to get it off his belt
This makes it so fast to accees my ID when cops pull me over
Just my two cents. Because Iβm so broke my wallet doesnβt hold more than that
You can literally see him putting $100 in the bill holder.
I think he means coins big dawg
Which were both quartersβ¦
I was just making a joke donβt take thing so seriously
See this little pocket? It's for your paycheck
Tell me you're not going to get laid without telling me you're not going to get laid.
The only way you're getting laid using this is because you're in a full techwear outfit at an industrial rave politely buying the cybergoth a vodka monster.
HEY EVERYONE, THAT NERD HAS $200 IN HIS PANTS!
I mean it could be used during holidays to protect against pickpocketing