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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/50058553
The nsfw filter was the first sign. !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world was the second sign. "I'm subjecting you to this" was the third sign. Yet I still chose to look at it. I have no one to blame but myself
The communal misery makes it easier to deal with the sadness
I thought we had the communal wank for that?
Everyone's schedule keeps changing
I scrolled down before the image loaded so I still have a chance to escape
Typical Dolphin behavior actually
I bet the dolphins would call this typical human behaviour
How the fuck does anyone come up with this shit?
Drugs?
As in, they failed to take the ones that were prescribed to them.
An Autobahn length of crystalline stimulants?
Just to make this a little worse, for those who didn’t notice it, the human guy the dolphin is wearing isn’t dead. You can see him continuing to observe/react throughout the comic.
The dolphin uses the human legs to get around, which would maybe be difficult if the guy was dead
He could have been puppeteering the body, but he would have no need for a second pair of eyes, nor for any expressions. He has his own face for that. The reactions on the human face mean the guy is still fully aware, not just a meat puppet.
Yeah, this is my life exactly
So like are you dead or a dolphin. I'm still trying to figure that part out. The rest of it all makes perfect sense to me.
Look again, he's not dead. In the last panel he's holding the lighter.
Nature is beautiful.
Still a Better Love Story than Twilight
A tale as old as time.
You just know.
A+.
Artist discovers free will.
I wanted to see this today. Can we actually have whatever the opposite of a NSFW filter would be? My feed has become disgustingly positive and too wholesome.
~/s~
This is possibly one of the greatest things I have ever laid eyes on.
I have been saved by Mlem blurring the image because it’s NSFW. I still clicked it. I am an idiot for doing so.
Welcome to the club.
vibe
This is way better than endless corn and bean circle jerking.
Ya hate to see it
Hot.
I am aroused.
Thanks, I hate It
If you enjoyed the first few panels, may I suggest the short comedy series Descent on YouTube to you.
Is this loss?
Actually I don’t have to see it and refuse to read it cause it was blurred for me.
Suck it.