Arr, it be elementary, mate: Get piss drunk and ya float yer dingy deep into the Bearded Clam Bay an' with one squinty eye shot, unload a string o' pearls right into the kraken's maw. Now dance a jig and take a swig for the mistress of the sea.
Then hoist those sails right quick, lads, unless you want some little scabby bastards grubbin up all yer gold.
Heave away, boys!
Yar
Awesome!