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knowledge is the real treasure, unless there's real treasure
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On completing the course, pirates are permitted to fly the womb-and-crossbones
Arr, it be elementary, mate: Get piss drunk and ya float yer dingy deep into the Bearded Clam Bay an' with one squinty eye shot, unload a string o' pearls right into the kraken's maw. Now dance a jig and take a swig for the mistress of the sea.
Then hoist those sails right quick, lads, unless you want some little scabby bastards grubbin up all yer gold.
Heave away, boys!
Yar