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[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 17 points 14 hours ago

Ah the old n+1 guns gambit

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 50 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think he knows about second gun, Pip.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 5 hours ago

Why is the mental image of Pippin shooting Aragorn so fucking funny I'm gonna shit my pants laughing

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 22 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

This is like the most USA thing i have ever read and- yeah whatever i wonder if this is even real or just a movie trope atp

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 16 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

This absolutely is a thing in some gun circles. They will open carry their main weapon, and then ankle holster a small derringer style. And every gun nut will point to stories like this and say SEE IM NOT CRAZY.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 15 hours ago

You have to admit, he was right.

[–] DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Thing is if I was this guy I would feel 100% vindicated because of this moment.

I think it would make sense depending on where at in the us you live. If you live in a high crime metropolitan area then I'd say go for it.

If you live in the Styx or in a relatively low crime area its overkill.

On the other hand, sometimes when a criminal sees you have a gun they just shoot you immediately that has happened in my city several times, someone pulls a gun on them but holds it like a limp dick because they are scared and the thing they don't realize is the person robbing them at gun point likely uses that gun every day...

Its nuanced and I really don't know the solution to it at all because if you take them away from everyone those people that use them every day and rob people at gun point will still have them and if you're counting on the police to help you HA good luck. If they even show up you'll be lucky that they don't just shoot everyone.

[–] zener_diode@feddit.org 1 points 6 hours ago

If you live in the Styx

The Styx as in ... the mythical river that runs through the underworld? Yeah, I can see that being a low crime area...

(Sorry, european here, if you meant someplace in the US, I've never heard of it)

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

It's like the hank Hill wd40 mini can

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

It feels like a baccano scene.

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip -1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It’s a great thing to see someone can protect them selves and rid us of a slum of a human

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 7 hours ago

Coincidentally, i don't need anything to defend myself where i live because all weapons are illegal to carry in public, i can carry chilli pepper spray but that's it

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 21 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

It's like i always say, the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with two guns; that's why police always carry a rifle in the car.

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Usually a shotgun sits up front. Maybe a rifle in the boot? I’m no copologist, but they likely don’t have a rifle unless situations warrant. Maybe modern day society warrants it meow.

[–] ElCrusher@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

I saw a motorcycle cop with an AR-15 style assault rifle locked to the side of his bike, riding down the expressway, on my way home yesterday. The gun was verical near the rear on the rider's right side with the barrel pointed down. No shotgun though.

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

But what if good guy has two guns

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Super secret third gun, obviously.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Sure but what if they take your boot gun AND your butt gun? What then??

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago

Front gun is it, then.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 1 points 13 hours ago

if they take the butt gun they already fell into my trap

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 4 points 16 hours ago

My name is Dookieman; this is a shitpost

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 9 points 18 hours ago

#JustTexasThings

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Always carry a decoy wallet and a decoy gun. That way you give the decoy wallet and gun, the robber is distracted then you have plenty of time to shoot them with the real gun

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

New strategy is to have 3 guns

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That was the old strategy. We're up to 7 guns now.

[–] DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 hours ago

You gotta give the kids a gun too, they'll never expect that and they don't ever expect a kid to have a wallet so they won't search them to find it.

I think I cracked the code! /s

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Man robbed of three guns at gun point shanks robber with his knife.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Gun owner: Hey, you can't do that.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 13 hours ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like guns...

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 16 hours ago

This reminds me to play yet another round of enter the gungeon

[–] Echo5@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago
[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

I always see these two (or ones that look like them, sometimes one of them is old) in movie communities/posters/memes. Were they part of some comedy group, or in a movie together?

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Is the US even a real place?

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 1 points 14 hours ago

If I say no loud enough do you think it’ll make it true?

[–] Mipsy1@lemmy.world -4 points 18 hours ago

It’s the classic paradox: having no gun restrictions enables lawbreakers to steal others guns and use them for illicit purposes. America truly is the last bastion of esoteric law