Listen up liberals my wife left me
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Is this terriblefacebookmemes. We get it boomer you hate yer wife haha
Wife: ...okay, bastard, I'm in!
The amount of people taking this meme seriously is mind boggling. Literal Reddit behavior.
Oh no you didn’t phrase your meme in the exact format my therapist told me to communicate, you are the asshole and deserve to be divorced.
lemmy users only like memes that make them feel superior to other people.
this one fails on that account, so it must be shamed.
plot twist wife is pc master race
That's a frown that says: "Fucking console peasant, go cry about getting no physical media".
She's judging the husband for using a Sony product now that they've enshittified.
I've been annoyed since multi-player became a paid service since the ps3, but it's nice to finally have some validation. Only took 20 years but...
E: and we can't forget the rootkit fiasco either
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They enshittified long before the PS5 came out. I think it's been about two decades since the music CD rootkit scandal, for instance.
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I wish donald duck was my wife so bad
Feathers so soft...
The real shitpost is always in the comments
Boomer ass meme.
The straights are not okay
played videogames for years without a problem, had a PS4 for a year and I swear that little beep gets mapped as a pavlovian reaction for being pissed the fuck off. Started more fights than being hungry.
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Wife bad huh huh huh funny
To me this reads as "look how dysfunctional we are! I don't know how to communicate! Lol!"
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Have... Have y'all considered not marrying partners that you don't share interests with? Like, I know I'm an edge case in that I'm 35, gay, and have never had a live in partner, but it's really not that scary being single until you find someone you actually enjoy being with. Either it'll happen or it won't, but I'd rather be single and able to enjoy my hobbies and passions than be with someone who shares none of them.
You don't have to share every hobby. You just need to not shame each other for enjoying different things.
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Society told us straight guys that you have to get married and they told straight women they need a husband to have kids so the business transactions happened.
Sometimes you just don't discover everything out about that person even years after being with them. This is especially true when you meet at younger ages. Also everyone changes the older you get. The person you marry can absolutely change over a decade as everything becomes a never ending routine and you each find things you can no longer tolerate as much as you used to when you dated and tried harder (for some reason) to be like the other person. Knowing this now I wish it was mandatory for everyone to wait 5 years before getting engaged and 2 of those years has to be living together. Even then you never know who they will be 10 years from now. The worst part about getting older is wishing you knew all of what you know now but 20-30 years ago so you could have actually applied it when it mattered.
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why not get a husband? similar interests right?
One of my best relationships was with a woman who enjoyed sex, movies, and videogames as much as I did. They're out there.
points to self yes, we are. we're just kinda busy romancing Halsin in BG3 for the 47th time.
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Sexy time? No thanks
Movie? No thanks
What do you want to do?
Sit on the porch with you, have a drink and talk, go for a walk, sleep, whatever.
Why not just ask? Or:
I'm gonna watch Hot Fuzz, do you want to?
OMG you are so hot I want you right now.
Not that it's someone's responsibility to know how to ask things, but I think it does help to you know, know your partner. Someone asking "sexy time?" wouldn't make me want sex, and I might want to watch a movie if I know which one.
Even better - "I'm gonna play Genshin, unless you wanna watch a movie, is there anything you want to watch? "
Like, there are probably a thousand better ways to approach this. Maybe it's in the delivery not the suggestions.
Guess I'm lucky, my gf and I look at each other and just ask "wanna touch?" And 9/10 times touchy time commences. Literally zero bullshit nuance or mind reading. We have great communication and neither of us dance around what we want. Best relationship I've had.
We love sex and do it everyday, and generally do compromise up (if either of us want to we do) but I so love me some nuance, too. Often, approach does matter and it's nice. "wanna fuck" because I am bored is less likely to land than if I approach my husband physically, I know this. He knows me too, and how to get me started.
Again - I don't think it's necessarily a requirement, just good to know how to ask, and to be aware of how your partner is feeling at the moment. Likely better results if you care to.
I'm gonna watch Hot Fuzz, do you want to?
(Racks shotgun) "You're off the fkin CHAIN!"
"Cock it"
Wait wrong cornetto movie.
I have had this exact meme happens to me just yesterday.
Sexy time no, movie no. She went to bed and i turned on pc and she was looking at me exactly like this.
In her defense, she was looking at me like that because I wouldn't have good sleep if I play more than 30-40 mins, and she would be worried I wouldn't log off in time and won't be able to sleep herself till I log off.
Brother you can’t start with sex and expect to get good results, she’s not your right hand.
Different relationships have different standards, and some are fine with being blunt all the time.
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