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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Protip: You can turn that beep off so your wife won't get pissed.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Protip: you can set that beep as your phone's notification sound.

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

how about the grindr notification sound?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You can learn to make that beep with your mouth and then beep when you sneeze or are in pain

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 3 days ago
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Can you turn off the stupid BEEP BEEP BEEP so that it doesn't yell at you for unplugging it when the actual problem is that it just wasn't in the mood to run anymore?

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world -5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

yeah but then he cant whine about like people requiring sleep at night like it is some sort of insult and pretend hes a victim to her rudeness for not slogging his dong.

we cant be having respect and consideration in these adult relationships!

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

If you can't sleep because of a beep, you have bigger problems (most likely therapy based) than just a console turning on