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[–] draco_aeneus@mander.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

I remember reading about this. The dog is feeling quite vulnerable while doing it's business, and so it's looking at you, the pack leader for assurances. It's seeing if you're standing watch properly, and looking at you to see if you're stressed or alerted.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

See, that's funny because she's a dog who took a dump

[–] 1984@lemmy.today -5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Can't joke about women! Didnt you get the memo? Joking about white men is allowed, anyone else is bad for various reasons. White privilege, yadda yadda.

Edit: Ah, it's Amber Turd. Forget what I said.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Looks like someone took a dump in the bed.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (24 children)
[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago

yup. not sure why you got downvoted, she is an evil bitch

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[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I'm gonna be real disappointed if a pterodactyl swoops down and eats me while I'm taking a shit bro."

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 1 day ago

You might be joking but this is legit the reason why dogs look at you when they poop. They are vulnerable when they poop and look to you for reassurance / protection

[–] db2@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago
[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago

No thats just a photo of dog shit, hot, steamy green liquid dog shit spraying out of a dogs asshole

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

While stepping on a bee:

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Taking a dump...on your bed.

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[–] homes@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m so glad I have a cat, a cat that can poop in private

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 5 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

And then walk on your couch and bed with little shitmittens that've been scooping through their litter. I've got both, at least dogs don't pretend they're not stepping in their own pee.

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago

Ha ha we call then "poo shoes"

[–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Who’s pretending?

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