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[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Uncle, all tea is hot leaf juice.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

How could a member of my own server say something so horrible!

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Betrayal! From my own nephew!

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I found it for sale here but international shipping is pretty expensive and it's located in, I'm assuming, the US. And I'm not.

[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

It looks to be slightly more, but the price includes VAT already and it won't have to go through customs which can be annoying, so it might be a better deal after all

[–] Dryad@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

“Cause one is poison and one is a snack!”

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't know how to switch accounts and fucked up my wife's entire persona she was building by commenting under her account. Instead of deleting the comments when I realised my mistake, I instead just switched accounts and left those comments there for her to find when she woke up. I claim to have planned to go back to delete them, but instead I was just gonna completely forget about them.

I am so smart 🤓

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that a childs hand or is the mug far too big?

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The link says the mug is 11 ounces.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How much is that in liters?

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

About a third.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You might want to consider buying some sort of electronic device that connects you to the 'worldwidespiderweb.'

The 'worldwidespiderweb' is a network of difference engines that allow anyone to access vast amounts of information.

I just used it, and found the answer to your question.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social -1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So, instead of using the interwebs to learn something, you use it to try and make me feel bad.

I feel pretty good, seeing that I was right about the way you think.

Thanks for proving me right.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

that I was right about the way you think.

No, you are not. You're only missing a few soci(et)al clues. Not that this makes you a retard, sorry about that.

It was also a hint to please spare the whole rest of the world looking it up by doing the calculation once.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social -1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So, instead of using the interwebs to learn something, you use it to try and make me feel bad.

You might want to consider buying some sort of electronic device that connects you to the ‘worldwidespiderweb.’

The ‘worldwidespiderweb’ is a network of difference engines that allow anyone to access vast amounts of information.

I just used it, and found the answer to your question.

Have you heard of something called irony?

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yes I have.

If you need me to explain it to you, I'll direct you to a 'search engine' called AskJeeves.

It doesn't cost much, and once someone shows you how to use it you can find out for yourself.

[–] NahMarcas@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When I drink the 11 ounce, I'll stop breathing

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

'Delectable Tea...Or Deadly Poison?"

Apparently, in your case, it's both.

[–] NahMarcas@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

7 hours, now I get it XD

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

In this pose, Iroh lookin like Andross’ origin story

In an alternate timeline, the tea is a poison but he drinks it anyway

And now he’s a mad brain pilot fascist trying to take over the animal universe

“Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!”

“Uncle, you’re not making any sense!”

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thankfully I've built up an immunity to iocane powder.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago

inconceivable !