this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2026
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[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 39 points 2 weeks ago

Hmm it seems the stock was pumped and now is being... dumped.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They pumped and now...they've dumped?! shocked-pikachu

[–] ComRed@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like my gym sessions.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some of the engines didn't start triggering an automatic launch abort

Very cool a private $1 trillion company can't do basics public sector space programs were doing back in the 1960s.

[–] Ophrys@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No you don't understand!bites called iterative design! It's supposed to fail every time!

[–] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Acktually these are full flow combustion. The only other nation to get those running (in the 60s) was the USSR.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A good start, but let's see if we can get those stocks to 0

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I lost my shit laughing at this headline michael-laugh

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

youre-laughing Elon Musk's net worth dipped below a trillion dollars and you're laughing?

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

it's almost like the big list of stocks all the retirement funds buy into requires a seasoning time for a reason

imagine that

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

Literally nobody could have seen this coming

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

the ones that are guaranteed prematurely by everyone? or whatever that was

wow i can't even remember the scam but this is suuuper shocking

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Concerning. Looking into it.

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] agentant@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

@groKKK@hexbear.net Grok how does this tie into the white genocide in South Africa?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Waiting for it to become a penny stock

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

If we pretended i had any disposable income at all and i had shorted spaceX would i be a bazillionaire or what

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I am from Wyoming i live in wyoming