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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

canon

It's pronounced sanon btw

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

From the original çanon of course

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[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You mean the Sanon the Dork Lard?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.

[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I am Jandalf the Hwhite.

[–] pendulum_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

After smearing myself with chool hwip

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[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 years ago (7 children)

One thing I learned recently is that if GIF shall be pronounced "GIF" like the G in Graphical, JPEG shall be pronounced "JFEG" like the P in Photography

Just droppin that in

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Do I look like I know what a JFEG is?

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[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Fuck this, double standards ftw

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Would be the worst retroactive devaluation of a body of literary work since JK Rowling showed the world how she really is.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Orson Scott Card's gotta rank up there, too.

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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can tell that’s fine art because it says it is.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Picasso did the same thing.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] blubton@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

No, Picasso, pronounced Pizza-so.

[–] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I read that as "Yan-dolf".

I am not even making this up.

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OK you fancy Dutch dude. What're ya gonna do now? Brag about bicycles and socialized medicine?!!! (He says, jealous af)

You mean yealous

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[–] dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Anyone who uses the argument that Graphical is pronounced with a hard G sound needs to think about how they pronounce other acronyms, like SCUBA, NASA, LASER, SONAR, POG, SIM... the list goes on.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

I do say N(ay)SA to annoy people.

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[–] Hasuris@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

And Elrond is Hispanic elf

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

"Sauron's eye was supposed to be a gigantic vagina"

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Sauron's whispering eye.

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[–] timelighter@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

comes back

Bilbo is gay!

dies

comes back

Nazgul are just men in dresses!

not canceled cause that's true

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Guess we need to remake the trilogy.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hollywood's probably working on that anyway.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

You don't know Hollywood very well.

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[–] F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

All letters before A are silent.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Aragorn: You have my sword.

Legolas: And you have my bow.

Gimli: And my HAX.

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I love Lejolas and Jimli's gokes.

[–] giggling_engine@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

So his name was always Jim

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[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024

[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024

Tolkien fanatics: "Link?"

Also...link?

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[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

He should also come out with some delicious spreads for toast, he could call them Jamdalf.

[–] d20bard@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gets back up, "also, his name is Jolam." Lies back down.

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 2 years ago

Ohh i see it's a geeraffe, a long necked animal.

And power ranger called down a guyan robot to fight guyan monster enemy.

[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Yandalf the Yrey

[–] TheMarkus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The genius Tolkien, ever generous, gestured for a round of gin martinis from his giant gentle giraffe. Over gentle murmurs from the crowd, I caught the gist of his speech: genuinely it’s pronounced Jandalf.

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