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[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 95 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

so drinking breast milk from your own "species" is considered weird when drinking breast milk from other animals is just fine? smh

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Raw milk in general is sus, especially when the cow could be on all kinds of drugs, you don't know.

I prefer regulated Nut milk (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Town@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you have to call it "nut milk"?

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

yea... it's supposed to be "nut juice"

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This gives me Christmas dinner flashbacks. Sorry again, grandma. Almond milk. It was almond milk. Sorry.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

At least I know my hu-cows are consenting.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not if you’re stealing it. I almost went down a whole rabbit hole allegory, but I actually think that’s pretty clear. They didn’t consent to giving milk to you, just like the cow does want to give milk (at least at first), just not to the farmer.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, my sweet summer child...

SpoilerThey're talking about fetish play between adult humans. No real cows need be involved.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, I’m into hucows, lol. I’m just also autistic

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

"Ah, fancy milk from the human cow"

  • peep show

I think that quote is right.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I've been saying that for years.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't want stranger juices of any kind in my coffee

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[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We humans eat a lot of shit. Much more than ground-raised goats, for example. They are extremely picky.

All they eat are cans, clothing and grass if I'm not mistaken.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

Starr really nailed that psycho "the eyes aren't smiling" expression.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 3 weeks ago
[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 19 points 3 weeks ago

Homelander chill out

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago
[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I guess you could call it a booby trap.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

As expected, countless Homelander images.

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

If they’ve been drinking it all week they obviously enjoy it

[–] dihutenosa@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

Akshually, breast milk tastes just fine. Somewhat sweet. Not as opaque white, but you don't drink opacity.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Preferable to the crap they put in coffee creamer.

[–] CaptainMan251@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Breast milk is sooooooo good. An ex let me suck her titties once after she gave birth to someone's child.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Sentence might not be brand new but is surely rare.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Dude stealing the breast milk knew it was breast milk the whole time. Let's not kid ourselves.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Isn't that sexual assault?

[–] ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

I agree that it breaks norms, is theft, is immoral, etc. but isn't sexual assault a stretch here?

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)
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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thought it was a tattoo at first. That would make one hell of a tat that goes hard but seems like it would get limited use outside of the practical joke or diabolical revenge genre of social interactions.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the lighting on the paper is weird

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 weeks ago
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