this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2026
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Alms... alms for the poor... alms...

[–] Pistachio@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Did a dog write this? Surely its just propaganda for GoodBoyPAC

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's not just cats. The dogs have learned to lie, too. I had one literally cross its heart and hope to die that it had never eated a morsel of food in its entire life.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

That's how I talk to my cat.

"Meow!"

"Really?"

"MEEEOOOWW!"

"Oh my goodness, never in your whole life?"

"MEEEEEEEEOOOOWWW!!"

"Ok then let's get you feed, you poor thing."

[–] ABCatMom@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago

I, for one, am shocked.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

Would a cat actually do that? Just tell lies?

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago

most of the times they are just bored...

[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This is misinformation, you should not listen to OP

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Catphishing.

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Surely you jest. They would never do anything so devious!

[–] cm0002@libretechni.ca 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No brother, I have witnessed it with my own eyes brother!

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Strawman! You need to cote your sources.

[–] cabillaud@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

One bad apple, surely.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago