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neither my partner nor i have ever watched James bond slop so we were discussing it and IMO I feel like if I had to gender swap the name/role I'd go with "Cock Abounds" and they really liked it

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[–] peanutbuttercupola@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

Plenty O'Toole thonk-trans

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

I give this a lot of points for being a plausible real life name

Paul Cockshott

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago
[–] DampSquid@feddit.uk 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh my fucking god i forgot shaft existed

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Richard Manly

Worth noting manly is a real last name. I met one in the wild for real.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My partner said my version (cock abounds) was their favorite until i mentioned yours

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

I think yours works better in a drag context than mine. It has panache

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I worked in tech support and people called in who had real names that were wild. The one that I remember the most is Crystal Pfister.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

The one that I remember the most is Crystal Pfister.

It's a hell of a name.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Miles Phallus, the fourth. Written last name first as Phallus 4, Miles.

[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DampSquid@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago

Bussy Galore

[–] dead@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ben Dover, Phil McCracken, Mike Hawk, Hugh Jass, Jack Mehoff, Seymore Cox

Rod Long, Peter Plenty, Harry Johnson, Dick Stroker, Willie Hardigan

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Phil McCracken

This but Phillip McCucci...

like 20 years ago I lived in Vero Beach for a short time and this dude ran for city hall or something. I worked for a local newspaper and we had a bunch of his campaign swag and people fought over it. I wanted a hat so bad.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Hugh G. Rection

[–] DampSquid@feddit.uk 8 points 3 weeks ago

Dick O'Plenty

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I LIKE IT. maybe clean it up, like Johnson Abounds? Idk

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is my fav so far even though i love my own ideas so

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I understand

I should have went the distance and went with Dix

That's what I get for being clever, the eunuch version of funny

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's what I get for being clever, the eunuch version of funny

Hey, if you can't be a comedian, at least you can be a "humorist" and be like a guest on NPR or write for the New Yorker or something.

No no no no shhhhhh you did the best so far, shhhh

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah... Shut it down, this is the one.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago

Slim Dickens

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Dix Everwear

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Dicks Everware

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

My name is Richard, Richard Down, but you can call me Dick.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Max Johnson

Shanita Koch

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Bountiful peen?

[–] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta Lottadong

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Sausage party?

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hugh Johnson

[–] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Dick Gayson.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Phillip McCracken-Whitcomb

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Karl Hungus?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

I like this one

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

SAUSAGE PARTAAAAY! \o/

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

Donald-Key; Richard Donald-Key.

Think about it. thonk

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

Better one:

Richard Allcock.