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That being said, 9, 12, and 13 were the bomb.

Edit:

By popular demand secret option 34.

Edit 2:

Here’s your Choco Taco 35.

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[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Literally came to say fuck off with your no choco taco chart! lol

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's so disrespectful to leave it off

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

To be fair there are people alive and old enough to vote that don't know about the long lost treasure that is the Choco Taco 😭

[–] sk8boy204@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Came to say the same. What a sham not having the option.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where the fuck is spongebob

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where the fuck is the orange push pop?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I CAN TASTE IT

TAKE ME BACK

where is the choco taco!

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Horrifically deformed you say?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I don’t know what you mean

[–] gir9862@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 1 points 6 days ago

She had a husband you know...

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

13 all fucking day. We even had the Schwann's guy deliver boxes of them back in the day

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A box is a rectangular container typically made of cardboard.

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Schwann's is (was?) a frozen food delivery service. They'd have a big ass freezer truck that they'd drive through the neighborhood making deliveries, and you would get a big catalogue of options to choose from. It was essentially a curated frozen foods section of the supermarket on wheels, and they had some really good stuff.

No idea if they are still around, I certainly don't see the trucks anymore.

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Yeah I couldve googled schwanns I meant what is 13 from OP ive never seen it before

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[–] adarza@piefed.ca 3 points 1 week ago

the company exists just as a frozen foods company, but is now owned by a south korean conglomerate. when schwans was sold to cj in 2019, the home delivery business was spun-off and still owned by the family. it later went out of business, not long after an absolutely horrible rebrand.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think this is the closest approximation now

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[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Not sure if it’s exactly the same but it looks like Chapman’s Strawberry Shortcake Crunch Yukon Bar that we have in Canada.

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[–] Cheesus@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Number 6, I was an ice cream sandwich kinda kid. Number 3 if I wanted to change it up, because it lasted a long time.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Number 6 is my choice too. You get a cookie. You get ice cream. You get chocolate chips! You get Another Cookie! AND YOU GET IT ALL AT ONCE!!!

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This made me look back at the ice cream available in my youth, and find what I find is the most iconic year of ice cream here in Sweden:

1999!

I was 11/12 years old, and loved the concept of the Winner Taco, but my favorite ice cream back then was the Magnum Ego, it was just amazing!

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The fuck? Where's the god damn ChocoTaco?! I thought this was an ice cream truck from the past, not the present day. 😩

No Big Ed Super Saucer, either. Got that tiny little Nestle bullshit one, tho.

Ugh... 13 I guess. 🤷‍♂️

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Those character ones were always malformed mutants never meant to see the light of day. I got my daughter a Sonic ice cream bar and she said it gave her nightmares. I am being serious, and I find it as funny now as I did back then.

Sonic, hands down

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where is nightmare fuel Spongbob?

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

You’re all wrong! There is another…

La Menorquina coconut ice cream inside a real coconut

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I was always disappointed if it was a

instead of a proper

[–] Cascio@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where's Slimer and where's the ChocoTaco?

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

20 or 22, I'm easily fooled, had a Sega Genesis and TMNT bedsheets.

That said, we were too poor to get anything most of the time. We were at a park because it's free, I mean c'mon. (And before you ask, no, the Genesis was a gift from a guy who wanted to fuck my mom. Lol)

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

1, 11, or 14

I'm a simple man with simple pleasures

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Chaco taco. #35

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

6, but if i was a kid i probably would pick something 17-24. On another topic idk if anyones had #6 lately but shrinkflation hit this HARD over the past 10 years...

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

TIL about trash tier ice crean trucks I guess

(You get, like, actual proper ice cream in Europe, probably not everywhere tho)

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Those malt cups were always so gross, tasted like ice that had been shown a picture of chocolate once.

[–] GenitalHurricane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Where's the OG push up pop in the cardboard toilet paper tube? I'm too old for this meme

One cardboard tube Flintstones pushup pop and a box of candy cigarettes please. Here's my $1.25

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Nowadays either 9 or 6, but where is the hoky grail Choco Taco?

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hailey I got you one of those fucked up sonic the hedgehog icecreams

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[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

17 somehow always ended up looking like a Lovecraftian abomination

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