this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2026
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[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Shrinkage from cold water?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Dig trio from Pokemon?

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I know this is shitposts, but I'm so curious for an actual answer as to what I'm looking at

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Cold feet much huh?

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 hours ago

I dislike these new crocs 3ven more than the old ones.

[–] Beangut@lemmy.world 21 points 13 hours ago

If you pinch your nose and blow do they pop out?

[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Oh those are just inverted toes! They're more common than people think, but if you stimulate them they might pop right out.

But if your toes are not inverted normally, and then one day they suddenly are inverted, you should talk to a doctor because that can be a sign of foot cancer.

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

Wait, I thought they are inny toes, like a belly button can be an outy.

Your comment makes me think is it like a micro penis. Just stimulate it a bit for some growth.

I have questions. None of which are about toes.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 10 hours ago

Ok, now give us a cookie recipe

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 7 points 11 hours ago

I did this once when I was a kid.... was a cart pusher for walmart, it was like midnight and I was out rounding up stragglers and cleaning up the lot. Off in the distance, I spy what appears to be a big truck air filter box... so I line up my shot and take my paces and go to kick the bejeezus out of it before eventually picking it up.

Well, unbeknownst to me...there was still something substantial in the box, and as realization dawned on me, my toes proceeded to retreat square into my foot... jamming the three littlest and breaking the big and middle toes outright.

Needless to say, I don't kick strange objects in the dark anymore.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago

I thought it looked more like 🤟 but yours is definitely correct.

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

See this is why cousins shouldn't marry

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

It's like that download stuck at 99%

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 12 hours ago

Man, you really stubbed the shit out of that foot, eh?

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 2 points 12 hours ago