What if I want to watch the uncut version of a film?
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2026
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To add to the rest, he USA is pretty unique for widespread genital mutilation for non-medical and non-religious reasons, so I'd say that if you're not from the USA, and not Muslim or Jewish, you should be fine.
Maybe consult your rabbi, imam or other religious figure first
What if I would rather contact a secular authority figure, like the comptroller?
If the comptroller was involved in your circumcision then by all means consult them.
He was as involved in a circumcision of me as anyone else was 🤷🏻
tmi dude
They asked 🤷🏻
i didn't know comptrollers had to offer that service. i need a new career, maybe less bureaucracy in this one
i'm really not sure what that's an endorsement of though. Benny Boy was a freak.
Source?
Wait until the biometric copyright age verification dick check.
"I have nothing to hide"
I'm uncut and never got the hang of it. You might be onto something.
What do they say about prolapsed anuses?
It's a setting when creating your character, just remember to enable it.
You're fine, just make sure it doesn't get stuck in the disc tray.
The what tray?
does your spine not eject at predators?
How many do you have?
3
I hope you've kept them in the freezer.
oh you haven't had prolapsed anus until you've had bread and butter pickled prolapsed anus
I don't get it. What were they intending to search for?
they lied to me
More often than never, AI hallucinates and creates wrong answers, so in most cases I would trust them over AI.
History shall record this as the first example of how 'AI' caused humans to lose the ability to think.
I had a Slack chat with my developers today. Towards the end of the discussion, one of the developers, who had been active throughout the discussion, asked Claude to summarize it for her. I'm now looking for ways to replace her...
Good call!
Who's playing video games with their dick? Difficulty level 900.
That explains the analog stick on the n64 controller. 🤔
Wildly different genre but I do know a fan wiki editor that might be interested in knowing this
I don't get the joke
It’s about penis and ai. Penis are funny. Farts too.
ai isn't funny though
It's a shitpost, or something. Apparently there being no joke is the joke. Or something. I still don't fully get it.
You just won't get the hottest girls at the Ultimate Edition exclusive strip club.
What about all of us with sub-6 GTAs?