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130° is above the boiling point of water, so you would be instantly dead.
The fart gas creates an insulating micro-environment that allows the poor soul to endure the porta-hell nightmare.
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I thought 130° was the angle as it didn't mention what units he was using.
Kelvin
Excuse me, but it's called a Turdis
Did you really have to post a picture of the poop though? It's so gross, at least nsfw it.
I think NSFL is the appropriate one but like, I'm a goober not an internet
have nearly had heat strokes in porta shitters at NTC and fort hood. when the MRE train decides it's going you don't really have much choice, goddamn miserable way to live lol
130º? are you boiling water there?
Freedom units
I think they're called fascist units now.
Use real measurement, not made up bullshit next time.
Lmao nice bait
0 is really cold, 100 is really hot. How hard could it be 🤷
/s
All units are made up to some extent. Things like oz vs cups vs pints vs quarts vs gallons absolutely drives me up the wall. Let's not even talk about things like using cups as a unit of measurement for flour...
I've always hated tobacco smoke. It's just a disgusting smell. But nowadays I'm actually glad someone smoked up the portapotty. That's preferable to the steaming hot piss & shit stew
Then when it’s freezing cold you get to lean back as you try to avoid the piss Steam cloud that rises up. There’s just no winning.
There is never any winning in a porta potty...
With the exception of not shitting yourself becaude theres a porta potty
I've worked events for a while now.
A fair few people have sex in these
Also they do drugs in them, nowt like snorting coke off a key with a side of fecal matter
I was doing flooring in a newly built house in Georgia. It was in an open field, no shade, mid-July. The house had no water or a/c yet. Went to take a leak in the outhouse. No big deal. Well, fast forward, and the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken is running through me. See this one dude leave out of the outhouse. I go in. There's fucking nut all over the wall. Like not peanutbutter or cashews...man nut. Baby butter. All over the back wall and toilet seat.
I end up shitting in a bag in a bucket in the trailer.
Imagine if it was actually the guy before him and you've been mad at the wrong guy lol
the fuck. at least put it down the elevator to the basement, wankerdude.
Right? Perfectly good shaft to deposit it...but no all over the back splash!
the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken
Do you also cool yourself down with warm milk?
My milk has to be near freezing. Anyone who drinks warm milk is not on the same evolution tree as the rest of our civilized species.
There’s a song about the Porta Potty experience during a festival which translates to „Heat Death in the Porta Potty“ from the German band „Ersatzkopf“ (Head replacement)
Here‘s the translated chorus:
Heatdeath in the Porta Potty, woahoh
Oh my God, I'm sweating so much, woahoh
I'm going to take all my clothes off first
Otherwise I won't make it out of here alive
Out of the Porta Potty, oh no no.
Just when you think you have an original song idea. Dammit. Mine was more folk than metal tho. I'm going to go listen to it I assume it's metal
Edit: I can take about a minute of the scream singing (my voice wears out) but I love it
Some people pay good money for a sauna.
You guys call them that?! We call them Porta-Potty in Canada. Lol
Same in the Midwestern US
I think they might be brand names?
We call them Dixie's in The Netherlands.
Good name for a disgusting shithole (Dixie is a nickname for southern part of America that fought a war to maintain slavery)
Yeah they can eat shit.
also a college in utah named in 1923 (renamed recently, but everyone there still calls it Dixie College). it's hard for me not to think of that place as a shithole too, but they do have some nice national parks. and one nice state park. and one really weird and neat private park that's worth visiting if you're ever in Salt Lake City.
You just need to play some tunes from the ultimate poopin' sound track: https://youtu.be/hT7x1NvGf5k
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