You should try it with ketchup.
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"That's them, officer, right over there"
God when can we stop pretending to give a shit about how people eat?
I'm sure if we keep pretending to care about people putting pineapple on pizza just one more time it will finally be funny, right?
You seem like fun.
Almost certain the post is meant as a joke.
I mean..................... Maybe we shouldn't jump to conclusions here? I'd give it a go lol
Also, it looks like Philadelphia roll, so might actually go well together.
Obviously fish means cocktail sauce
Well spotted agent
No A1?
In The UK: "No HP?"
I don't know of anyone who has attempted to eat sushi with brown sauce, but I feel like the flavour profile could work, now that you mention it.
Brown Sauce
Literally could not think of a less appealing name if I tried.
He's just using it, not marketing it.
Brazil will have him (he'd fit right in).
?! They came up with the Genova convention for this to never happen again iirc
It's the Vagina Convention.
I live in Japan and don't like ranch dressing. I still don't have a problem with this, really. I think it would overpower the tastes of the ingredients since ranch has garlic, herbs, etc., but that's their choice.
Ain't nothing wrong with fusion cuisine.
This is also a grocery store Philly Roll. We’re already past simple fusion and into some Red Giant Helium-to-Oxygen shit. If my man wants some ranch, then so be it. He’s not denying himself an unsullied cross-cultural experience.
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It's pre-packaged grocery store sushi. Dipping it in ranch is the only way it tastes good.
prepackaged American sushi. the ranch is not just an option, it's a requirement.
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That roll has cream cheese inside. It's already considered a capital offense in Japan.
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Those “fancy” sushi at restaurants that have the orange sauce drizzled over them in a fancy pattern? That’s mostly mayo, which is in the same family as ranch. I wouldn’t do it, but it’s not as insane as it first appears.
These judgmental people are the reason Mormon occultists can't be furry sorcerers in the higher order of Galactic Hitchhikers. I can't even wipe my ass on camera and I'm sorry I'm not perfect, but I'm damn good and I want to serve the aliens that live in my phone's keyboard's predictive text.
In the distance, Japanese sirens.
I read that Europeans here for the World Cup are crazy for ranch dressing. Seems odd that it's not available over there.
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Who is this bitch? To shame somebody for eating food the way they want to.
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