this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2026
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[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 month ago

If vandals managed to get to the white house's backyard and fuck up your prized pool without being stopped, you're still an incompetent asshole

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So...

A) Those are not the tallest buildings in the world. Only One World Trade Center is even in the top 10 (7th, specifically).

B) The Empire State Building is not 1464 ft, but 1250 ft. And it's not taller than Willis (Sears) Tower which is 1450ft.

C) There are 3 buildings in the world taller than the reflection pool is long.

D) It's a stupid thing to boast on the length of a pool, period, let alone one you didn't build, let alone by comparing it to the heights of skyscrapers. You can dig a pool as arbitrarily long as you wish with little to no extra trouble with making it longer besides maintenance logistics. Skyscrapers of such height are engineering marvels.

E) You illegally paid another grifter buddy to half-ass the job that shouldn't have been done in the first place for an absurd amount of tax dollars, got rightfully criticised about the entire thing, and it almost immediately fell apart before our eyes the moment you called it a success. And now you are arresting people for defacement for even touching your ~~patch~~ hack job.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trump also had his motorcade drive all over the curing paint. It was on national news.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

Usually I accept and move on.

But this seemed beyond stupid, so I searched.

When will I learn??

When??

When??

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

So he's right, it really was vandalism, but by himself.

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that first photo real...? Eh why am I asking.

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, i had the same thought. Is that real? Did he really say that? Does it even matter anymore if he says something so incomprehensibly stupid you get a migraine?

I'm just tired boss. I'll protest and vote and whatnot, but keeping up with him is just too tiring.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Tineye tracks it to June 4 but idk.

[–] Epzillon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro will be devastated when he learns about rivers and the ocean 😔✊

[–] bingrazer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Or small lakes

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In fairness, I knocked over the Birch Khalifa with a pair of toenail clippers.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago

And then the fire nation attacked!

This is why you don't trust a dipshit who paints everything in his home gold with public projects.

[–] blackjam_alex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm not american and even I've been bombarded with news about it.

Anyways... He said on camera that the lining was going to be so strong and rubber-like it was knife proof.

https://youtube.com/shorts/abN7khZMZs8